The Delaware 87er’s New Mascot Is a Crack-addicted Fox Named Caesar

Kyle Scott - August 22, 2014

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Caesar is named after Delaware founding father Caesar Rodney. He may be absurd* (and owe someone child support), but nothing is as absurd as the 87ererererers using the syntax-problematic er.

*Not to mention The Count-inspired jersey. SEVENS! FIRST!

6 Comments

  • ok August 22, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    Seems about right…

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  • DS August 22, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Where’s today’s Taney/Mo’ne Davis story?

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    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut August 22, 2014 at 12:57 pm

      Was wondering the same thing. Got awfully quiet about the “National Treasure” who was absolutely awful in the last 2 games.

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      • DS August 22, 2014 at 1:27 pm

        What are you talking about? She’s changing the game, doing things no boy her age could do. You know lik give up three runs, six hits and throw 55 pitches just to get out of two innings.

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  • Phineas Gage August 22, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    I went out to Pittsburgh over 4th of July weekend to see the Phillies. There was a frigging furries convention going on right down the street from the ballpark, and we ran into some dude (?) wearing a costume that looked just like this thing. It was creepy as shit.

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  • Uncle Meat August 25, 2014 at 8:39 am

    Is “87ers” the dumbest nickname in sports, or what?

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