God I love Nick Foles’ sponsors: Acme and Courtyard by Marriott. I swear Smuckers is next, and with a name like that, it has to be good!

Foles – loosely dressed as a waiter, but mostly as a hipster Nick Foles – surprised a bunch of fantasy leagues holding their drafts at the Courtyard Marriot by the airport, apparently the day after the Eagles’ first pre-season game. I’ll just go ahead and assume this was real and not staged (“Dude, Nick Foles sucked yesterday!”) because these guys melting when they realize Foles is their waiter is outstanding.

Nick and I are going to have a fantasy relationship this year. He just had to be on Footlong Foles, the early favorite to destroy the league:

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Picked up Jeremy Hill after the fact for added redundancy. Should just shut the league down now.