Honestly, I think Sean Connery missed a big opportunity here.
Charlie Sheen, ever the oportunist, has announced(?) that he’s giving Rob Knelly, the server whom Tommy Up claims was a huge McCoy and Eagles fan but who’s actually a Ravens fan, $1,000:
Annnnnnnd this story has officially jumped the shark. In related news: I am now a waiter and someone just didn’t leave me a tip. WHERE YOU AT, GARY BUSEY?
H/T to (@jayteg), reader Joe