Chase Utley, “Rick,” Orders a Hoagie at Tony Luke’s

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Giveaways that you’re a notable person:

1) Sunglasses anywhere other than in direct sunlight.

2) Jeans that actually fit with hipster shoes to match.

3) YOU’RE CHASE FUCKING UTLEY AT A CHEESESTEAK PLACE IN SOUTH PHILLY.

I can only wonder which other establishments are frequented by a good looking rich man named Rick

I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym while wearing that first-run Geezus shirt that we sold, like, 20 of. Felt like a real loser. So, I get it. I feel Chase’s Rick’s pain. This celeb life ain’t easy no one, that’s for damn sure.

pic via Jason Wolf of Delaware Online

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27 Responses

    1. their chicken cutlets with broccoli rabe are pretty awesome.

      Cheese steaks from them are a joke, just go to Jims

      hoagies.. go to primos, acutally just go to primos for the bada-bing too

      1. Chicken cutlet is Ok.
        Steaks suck….so do Jim’s.
        Agree about Primos for hoagies.

        Hands, down, John’s for roast pork.

        1. Dinic’s (reading terminal) for roast pork man..

          I’m really just partial to their Bada-boom which had long hots.

        2. Also, I was saying that if you had to get a steak, Jims is pretty consistent and not a complete rip off.

          1. Here is how it works. You can diss whatever you want. But you need to put out there what you think is better so I can rip that apart.

            Until then, you aren’t taken seriously

  1. Good god, Kyle.

    “I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym”

    Just so you know, the small part of you that felt the need to include (assisted) somehow makes the rest of you worse.

  2. Me, me, me.

    Me, me, me, me, me.

    Dips, Gym, me. Me, me, me.

    Chase Utley. Self effacing comment about Geezus T shirts. (while zero mention of clever Ottawa Police T shirts that sold far less than 20).

    That is all for now.

  3. anyone notice how the comments sections have dipped to single digits for most of these cut and pastes? Be curious to know if page visits are down.

    BTW: Zero sightings of Kelly Drive T shirt at Eagles game vs. Redskins. So if they are selling, nobody is wearing ’em in public.

  4. Amoroso rolls smoked Turkey breast lettuce tomatoes onions pickles hot peppers oregano black pepper crushed red pepper flakes American cheese spicy no mayo no oil.

  5. I use an alias too so people don’t recognize me…..ready….shhhhhh…don’t tell a soul….its Robert.

  6. years and years ago i saw Dutch at a gas station then still a sketchy Northern Liberty gas station (before it was N Liberty). I knew it was him almost immediately especially since i saw gloves, bats and Jerseys in his back seat. Like a little kid i said is it really you lol he gave me a small grin and said yea its me lol..

  7. At least he knew not to go to those dumps Pat’s or Geno’s.

    And Kyle, you felt like a loser because you are a loser. Loser.

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