Giveaways that you’re a notable person:
1) Sunglasses anywhere other than in direct sunlight.
2) Jeans that actually fit with hipster shoes to match.
3) YOU’RE CHASE FUCKING UTLEY AT A CHEESESTEAK PLACE IN SOUTH PHILLY.
I can only wonder which other establishments are frequented by a good looking rich man named Rick…
I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym while wearing that first-run Geezus shirt that we sold, like, 20 of. Felt like a real loser. So, I get it. I feel
Chase’s Rick’s pain. This celeb life ain’t easy no one, that’s for damn sure.
pic via Jason Wolf of Delaware Online
Fuck Tony Luke’s.
They stopped selling the Veal Italian.
Politically correct pussies.
their chicken cutlets with broccoli rabe are pretty awesome.
Cheese steaks from them are a joke, just go to Jims
hoagies.. go to primos, acutally just go to primos for the bada-bing too
Chicken cutlet is Ok.
Steaks suck….so do Jim’s.
Agree about Primos for hoagies.
Hands, down, John’s for roast pork.
Dinic’s (reading terminal) for roast pork man..
I’m really just partial to their Bada-boom which had long hots.
Also, I was saying that if you had to get a steak, Jims is pretty consistent and not a complete rip off.
Jim’s? Really? You should be ashamed.
Here is how it works. You can diss whatever you want. But you need to put out there what you think is better so I can rip that apart.
Until then, you aren’t taken seriously
Good god, Kyle.
“I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym”
Just so you know, the small part of you that felt the need to include (assisted) somehow makes the rest of you worse.
Me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me.
Dips, Gym, me. Me, me, me.
Chase Utley. Self effacing comment about Geezus T shirts. (while zero mention of clever Ottawa Police T shirts that sold far less than 20).
That is all for now.
anyone notice how the comments sections have dipped to single digits for most of these cut and pastes? Be curious to know if page visits are down.
BTW: Zero sightings of Kelly Drive T shirt at Eagles game vs. Redskins. So if they are selling, nobody is wearing ’em in public.
Up 20% YoY.
Proof that laziness is working.
Amoroso rolls smoked Turkey breast lettuce tomatoes onions pickles hot peppers oregano black pepper crushed red pepper flakes American cheese spicy no mayo no oil.
What’s Kyle doing at Tony Luke’s?
Those pants can’t be good for his knees.
Anyone else find that pic hard to believe? That cat looks to be about 5’6 165 lbs…
But with grip that make grown man shrink
Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, but whatever.
Has a nice ring to it.
I use an alias too so people don’t recognize me…..ready….shhhhhh…don’t tell a soul….its Robert.
thats rick…hic. rickdiculous.
Rick should start at 2nd base next year not that bum Chase.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, assisted dips!
years and years ago i saw Dutch at a gas station then still a sketchy Northern Liberty gas station (before it was N Liberty). I knew it was him almost immediately especially since i saw gloves, bats and Jerseys in his back seat. Like a little kid i said is it really you lol he gave me a small grin and said yea its me lol..
This is the greatest website ever written thank you.
At least he knew not to go to those dumps Pat’s or Geno’s.
And Kyle, you felt like a loser because you are a loser. Loser.
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