Chase Utley, “Rick,” Orders a Hoagie at Tony Luke’s

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Giveaways that you’re a notable person:

1) Sunglasses anywhere other than in direct sunlight.

2) Jeans that actually fit with hipster shoes to match.

3) YOU’RE CHASE FUCKING UTLEY AT A CHEESESTEAK PLACE IN SOUTH PHILLY.

I can only wonder which other establishments are frequented by a good looking rich man named Rick

I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym while wearing that first-run Geezus shirt that we sold, like, 20 of. Felt like a real loser. So, I get it. I feel Chase’s Rick’s pain. This celeb life ain’t easy no one, that’s for damn sure.

pic via Jason Wolf of Delaware Online

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27 Comments

  • Calling Bullshit September 29, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    Fuck Tony Luke’s.
    They stopped selling the Veal Italian.
    Politically correct pussies.

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    • real September 29, 2014 at 4:36 pm

      their chicken cutlets with broccoli rabe are pretty awesome.

      Cheese steaks from them are a joke, just go to Jims

      hoagies.. go to primos, acutally just go to primos for the bada-bing too

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      • Calling Bullshit September 29, 2014 at 5:12 pm

        Chicken cutlet is Ok.
        Steaks suck….so do Jim’s.
        Agree about Primos for hoagies.

        Hands, down, John’s for roast pork.

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        • real September 29, 2014 at 5:31 pm

          Dinic’s (reading terminal) for roast pork man..

          I’m really just partial to their Bada-boom which had long hots.

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        • real September 29, 2014 at 5:32 pm

          Also, I was saying that if you had to get a steak, Jims is pretty consistent and not a complete rip off.

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          • Bobbo September 30, 2014 at 7:55 am

            Jim’s? Really? You should be ashamed.

          • real September 30, 2014 at 8:39 am

            Here is how it works. You can diss whatever you want. But you need to put out there what you think is better so I can rip that apart.

            Until then, you aren’t taken seriously

  • Shane September 29, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    Good god, Kyle.

    “I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym”

    Just so you know, the small part of you that felt the need to include (assisted) somehow makes the rest of you worse.

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  • kyle is just too busy to read comments September 29, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    Me, me, me.

    Me, me, me, me, me.

    Dips, Gym, me. Me, me, me.

    Chase Utley. Self effacing comment about Geezus T shirts. (while zero mention of clever Ottawa Police T shirts that sold far less than 20).

    That is all for now.

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  • amy fadools mammaries September 29, 2014 at 4:45 pm

    anyone notice how the comments sections have dipped to single digits for most of these cut and pastes? Be curious to know if page visits are down.

    BTW: Zero sightings of Kelly Drive T shirt at Eagles game vs. Redskins. So if they are selling, nobody is wearing ’em in public.

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    • Kyle Scott September 29, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      Up 20% YoY.

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      • Kyle Scott's Small Penis September 29, 2014 at 5:51 pm

        Proof that laziness is working.

        Reply
  • Make my own hoagies September 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    Amoroso rolls smoked Turkey breast lettuce tomatoes onions pickles hot peppers oregano black pepper crushed red pepper flakes American cheese spicy no mayo no oil.

    Reply
  • Princess Sass's finger sniffer September 29, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    What’s Kyle doing at Tony Luke’s?

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  • Corey September 29, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    Those pants can’t be good for his knees.

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  • common sense September 29, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    Anyone else find that pic hard to believe? That cat looks to be about 5’6 165 lbs…

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    • Vladimir Utley September 29, 2014 at 7:38 pm

      But with grip that make grown man shrink

      Reply
  • Andy Schreiber September 29, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    Rick Utley.

    Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, but whatever.

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    • Fake Bob Utley September 29, 2014 at 6:56 pm

      Has a nice ring to it.

      Reply
  • BobbySab September 29, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Who cares…???

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  • Bob ( un-fake one) September 29, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    I use an alias too so people don’t recognize me…..ready….shhhhhh…don’t tell a soul….its Robert.

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  • chilly September 30, 2014 at 8:30 am

    thats rick…hic. rickdiculous.

    Reply
  • Bob The Real Deal September 30, 2014 at 8:35 am

    Rick should start at 2nd base next year not that bum Chase.

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  • SPQR September 30, 2014 at 9:00 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, assisted dips!

    Reply
  • Luis September 30, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    years and years ago i saw Dutch at a gas station then still a sketchy Northern Liberty gas station (before it was N Liberty). I knew it was him almost immediately especially since i saw gloves, bats and Jerseys in his back seat. Like a little kid i said is it really you lol he gave me a small grin and said yea its me lol..

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  • Bob Is Drunk September 30, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    This is the greatest website ever written thank you.

    Reply
  • UglyFox29TrafficSlut October 1, 2014 at 9:24 am

    At least he knew not to go to those dumps Pat’s or Geno’s.

    And Kyle, you felt like a loser because you are a loser. Loser.

    Reply
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