Hunter Pence’s San Francisco Giants clinched the Wild Card last night, and Hunter Pence was very excited. A few years back, Pence fired up his team by saying they were the best team he’d ever been on, and as one player said, “he was pacing, he was getting loud, he was getting excited. He could have said nothing and [it was] how he said it.” Last night he did the same thing, but what he said was a whole lot of words you can’t say on TV.
The best part of Pence’s speech — non TV version here — is in-between the 2nd and 3rd “fuckin”s, someone behind the cameras says “LANGUAGE!” like it’s Pence’s job to keep it clean instead of the TV crews job to cut away. The douche chills are strong in this one, but once again, Pence is playing October baseball and the Phillies aren’t.