Reader Email: Not Only Did We Burn DeSean Jerseys, We Also Dumped Horse Shit on Them


Email from reader Mark, one of St. Joe’s finest:

great coverage of the game yesterday. Just figured I’d share this gem from my tailgate yesterday. We were planning on burning our desean jerseys as many did, when the mounted police left us a nice treat… a big ole horse shit! We flipped the dung on top of the desean jerseys and people were driving over the jerseys it was great! one guy in a huge truck ran it over then backed up to run it over again, then spun out on the jerseys, it was awesome until we realized horse shit was flying everywhere! Fuck Desean.

“The Hawk Will Never Die!”

Email from reader Brian, who presumably didn’t know that this was all reader Mark’s doing:


Kyle- a police horse took a dump on a pile of Jaccpot jerseys yesterday. A step up (or down?) from burning them. Enjoy.

And they say it’s always sunny here.


13 Responses

  1. Look at how horrible the letters on that fake green one look, that thing should have been burned years ago.

  2. Typical white trash behavior that sadly some people seem to get a kick out of.

    It’s drunken idiots like Mark who pull idiotic childish stunts like this that give Philadelphia fans a bad rap.

    And I fully expect other white trash inbreeds to defend a lowlife like Mark very shortly since these types of bottom feeders have a strong tendency to roam in packs.

    1. Would have agreed, but then he did that retarded look-at-me prance in the endzone so fuck him. Shit jersey is about right….

  3. Rather have this than the fights in the stands…I will take the childish displays over that….carry on. And Bob….thought you left…….

    1. These comments are always terrible, I don’t know why I even bother coming back.

      I am leaving this site though. Trash comment section isn’t even worth my time

    1. Easy dude, it’s one of the first posts today not stolen from Deadspin, SB Nation or spoon fed by Eagles PR dept.

  4. Made comments on this post yesterday….never made it on the site.

    What’s this “Pending Moderation” bullshit, Kyle? My comments were relevant to the post and to the Eagle fan base who do these kinds of things, yet they were never posted.

    But posters who criticize your dick size and accuse you of Deadspin plagiarism get posted.

    P.S. – Fuck you.

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