With the Giants firmly in the 2014 season’s rearview, it’s time to turn our attention to the stinkin‘ Cowboys, who, as you may have heard, are also 5-1. Backup running back Joseph Randle has played a role in helping them to that record, specifically after rushing for 52 yards against the Seahawks on Sunday… just about 24 hours before being arrested for stealing a bottle of cologne:
If you steal a bottle of cologne and don’t shout “Yo Holmes, smell you later!” as your signature, you’re doing it wrong.
Randle is making $495,000 this year.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that is was a bottle of Gucci Guilty Black cologne and a two-pack of Polo underwear. Hawt.