Creepy, Unfun Uncle Darren Rovell Calls out a Notre Dame Football Player for Going on a Date with Adult Film Star

"Does my head shot make my look like a jackass?"
“Does my head shot make me look like a jackass?”

Notre Dame freshman wide receiver Justin Brent went on a date (and then some) with 42-year-old adult film star (Easton, PA’s own!) Lisa Ann. It’s a little a lot weird, but athletes do these things, and by these things I meanthey have sex with a frequency and under circumstances that mere mortals can’t comprehend. And that’s what makes the following Tweet from walking-conflict-of-interest mouthpiece Darren Rovell just so strangely out of line:

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I’m not sure this even needs any further context, but we’ll let Darren’s Twitter followers take it home for you, after the jump:

[Love the guy who poses his insult as a question.]

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Yes. Go away.


16 Responses

    1. While Rovell may come across as a bit of a tool for calling out this young man, he’s not wrong. Notre Dame takes ethics very seriously. I don’t know if anyone realizes this, but they hold themselves to a higher standard. Not just in academics, but in life. Penetrating mature actresses DOES violate the ND code of conduct and this young man should be punished… anally.

      1. Yes, ND takes the pre-marital thing seriously. The kid will probably get suspended for the season, maybe booted for good. Taking the selfie in bed was moronic.

  1. Yo Jerkoff, I can read all your material hours (sometimes days) before you post it.

    …Rovell is an ass

    1. Angry Al sounded like he stuffed more shit into his mouth than he normally has. Wanted to break my radio

  2. I follow that whore Lisa Ann on twitter. That pig is a huge cowboys fan

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