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This whole thing started over

The 32-year-old man was viciously attacked in a stadium bathroom just minutes before the 49ers and Chiefs were set to kick off.

The man’s cousin told police that the victim nudged another man to get that man to go to an open stall. The suspect responded by saying he ‘doesn’t like to get pushed’ and followed that up by punching the victim three times, including a punch that knocked the victim out cold.

You know, someone verbally nudged me at one of the horrendous Linc ATMs on Sunday. I didn’t like it. You know what I did? I… told him how an apparent glitch in the Do you want a receipt? (always no) question was tripping up the transaction. I suppose the alternative would’ve been to bash his head in, but this just seemed like the more reasonable response.

Anyway, the victim of the attack is in bad shape:

“These victims were beaten like animals. One of the victims has suffered severe injuries. He has some bleeding to the brain,” Hernandez said, via CBS San Francisco. “He has had to have partial skull removal to relieve some of that pressure. He is currently suffering some paralysis.”

[Brothers Dario and Amador Rebollero] have been charged with felony assault. The 32-year-old victim is hospitalized in critical condition.

Pro Football Talk notes that, not shockingly, the Salamanca brothers have a criminal record. One had previously been convicted, at various points, of assault with a deadly weapon, animal cruelty, hit and run, DUI, evading police and resisting arrest. The other– vehicle theft and possession of ammunition “after being ordered not to own a gun.”

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Idiots.