The Sixers Sent Season Ticket Holders a Completely Inaccurate Schedule

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Email from reader Ryan:


Thought you would get a kick out of this. Sixers sent season ticket holders a schedule for the upcoming season… only they flipped every home and away game based on the key at the bottom. I’m pretty sure we’re not hosting the Clippers at 10:30pm on January 3rd. Can’t even get the damn schedule right. Over/under how many poor souls who are already tortured with season tix screw up their plans by going off this until they figure it out?

8. Because I’d imagine that’s about half the Sixers season ticket holders. Of course, by following this schedule you wouldn’t have to sit through one terrible, god awful Sixers game. Glass-half-full kind of guy, I am.


13 Responses

  1. This is hilarious because like 350 people will be inconvenienced.

    1. You think the homeless will be that upset?

      I wouldn’t be that picky if the trash I use as insinuation has errors on it

  2. Genius. Plausible deniability. If everyone has the wrong game info and we’re forced to forfeit, Hinkie’s got us at 0-82. Bravo Hink.

    1. why? hinkie’s 5-year tankapalooza absolves everyone of any accountability for anything…

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