Gross.

Gross.

Bernie Parent was on the Howard Stern Show this morning to talk about one thing: His history with women? No. His hockey career? Nope. His man boobs? That’s the one.

Parent told Stern he “suffered for years and years and years” with being self-conscious about his breasts. “In my early twenties it became an issue,” Parent said, telling Stern that ridicule from his teammates wasn’t a problem, but he was stressed in situations where he needed to remove his shirt. But now that he’s had his breasts reduced, he’s more confident. [Note: Bernie Parent with added confidence almost seems dangerous.] If Bernie Parent, of all people, lived his life full of self-consciousness and nervousness, and still accomplished what he did, it seems like at this point we should all just get out of his way.

We’ll keep an eye out for audio and update this post here if we come across it.