Lisa Ann Takes a Break from Blasting Michael Del Zotto to Wish Zach Ertz a Happy Birthday

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In all of the Lisa Ann/Michael Del Zotto junk that was flying around (perhaps literally), it may have slipped by some readers that Lisa Ann is not only a porn star, she’s the host of a Fantasy Football show on SiriusXM called “Lisa Ann Does Fantasy.” So, as it turns out, she’s not just wishing Zach Ertz a happy birthday because it’s the nice thing to do, it’s because she needs him to show up tonight (along with Darren Sproles) to pull off a win. Just one piece of advice for Zach, though: Don’t read this wrong and hit her up to see if she knows anyone to set you up with. Dear God just don’t do it.

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9 Responses

  1. How many sheets of toliet paper does she use?
    Does she eat her crust on her pizza, or throw it away?
    What about when she puts her pants on, leg leg or right leg first?

    I don’t have enough pointless infomation on people I couldn’t care any less about. Please keep me updated on more crap that I is completely irrelevant and unintresting to just about every person philly

  2. Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer has the intern. And Kramer makes him do all sorts of pointless things like make appointments with Jerry for lunch.

    I wonder if Jim ever thinks about that episode and thinks, “Wow, I wish I could find work like that!”

  3. If you’re taking Fantasy Football advice from Lisa Ann, you’re doing it wrong.

    I don’t quite understand the recent fascination with her among these athletes…she’s older and way to plastic…

    1. I think that’s why they switched Darrens on Bewitched. Dick Sargent was bigger than Dick York and Samantha wanted a bigger Dick.

  4. “In other news today Lisa Ann takes a break from blasting Michael Del Zotto to write a check for her electric bill”

  5. well, zach…you CAN ask her to hook you up with some of her friends but when she tells you numerous times that you are cute enough to, “pull tail on your own,” and “please stop asking me to set you up with my friends,” make sure you stop.

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