The Series of Events Leading to DeSean Jaccson’s Unceremonious Release from the Redskins Began Today

Photo credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports
Photo credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

The Redskins suck. They suck so bad that they lost 27-7 to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who [spits on finger, puts it in the air to gauge wind speed and direction] yep, they suck, too. Some fantasy talking head on YouTube convinced me to draft RGIII and Pierre Garcon as a high-reward combo on Draft Kings yesterday. Thanks, jackass. I should’ve known better, because the Redskins suck. On Redskins Postgame Live, former Eagle and Redskin Brian Mitchell explained how much they suck, via

“Embarrassing. This is atrocious. It’s despicable. It’s pathetic. I think it’s asinine.”

“I see a lot of players blaming media and everybody else and running around as if they won the damn Super Bowl somewhere.”

“This team has SUCKED over the last few years. And as a former player I’m embarrassed to watch this junk over and over again.”

“Play some damn football, you sucked on the field today. And you know who you are.”

And all that sucking has DeSean Jaccson beginning the process of his eventual release from the Redskins. This morning he instantly grammed:

Voila_Capture 2014-11-17_10-42-22_AM Voila_Capture 2014-11-17_10-42-29_AMGlad to see that’s going well.


15 Responses

  1. Desean Jackson would make the eagles a better football team. Period. Smoothies and 8 hours sleep don’t cut it when the talent doesn’t match up.

    1. They’re 7-3 working with a large portion of a roster that just two years ago was 4-12. Calm down.

  2. Remember there was that one kid who school who did the WAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUP?!?!? thing like 4 years after the commercial. But he really still thought it was funny. Or like people who still make Austin Powers jokes.

    That’s how I feel every time there is a DeSean Jackson post on here.

  3. You’re at fault for taking advice from a Youtube fantasy talking head, or any fantasy football hardo, in the first place.

  4. lol…..

    DeSean Jacksoff is a terrible team mate, and most likely a terrible human being as well.

  5. Still waiting for that suspension/murder rap that Gargano, Ellis, Eskin, et al promised when they reinforced that bullshit article at the behest of the team they so willingly eat out of the hand of.

    1. You’re pretty misguided if you’re hoping for any journalistic integrity out of Gargano. He’s the guy that wrote the story about the fake Iraq vet for Phillymag. The article was entirely based on text messages.

    2. Thank you. Kyle, and everyone else on WIP failed to call out ESP for fabricating a news story, and the clown was never held accountable for writing it

  6. The rapscallions in cheese country may think it’s their day, but guess what , it’s the new NFL, the Titans are coming to Town! Go Birds

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