An Update on the Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts

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So I got a few emails since last night from people who ordered their shirts early wondering why they hadn’t arrived yet. I asked the warehouse about it and got the following response that makes me want to punch small- to medium-sized babies:

Is this email for the Philly sweatshirts?? If so you can thank [redacted] for this. He always thinks he is doing something good and forgets what he did. So what happened is [redacted] put a bunch of the Phillys in a different folder in Shipworks and forgot about them. I just realized what he did yesterday. So i printed all the orders out of that folder and filled them last night. We have a couple still that need to be filled.

Yeah no worries, [redacted], it’s only December 10 and the product is a holiday sweatshirt. Let’s just futz around with a new file folder system during Q4.

Anyway, if you’re one of the few (in actuality it was only a handful of orders) who ordered in the first few days (week of Thanksgiving) and didn’t get yours yet, that’s why. As for all orders going forward, here’s the stock situation as of writing this:

Green:

All sizes except LARGE and XL are in-stock and ready to ship within 24 hours. You can order LARGES and XLs, however, and they will print-ship Fri-Monday, so getting for Christmas parties late next week or next weekend shouldn’t be a problem.

Red:

All sizes except MEDIUM and XL are in-stock and ready to ship within 24 hours. You can order MEDIUM and XLs, however, and they will print-ship Fri-Monday, so getting for Christmas parties late next week or next weekend shouldn’t be a problem.

Keep in mind, stock can change rather quickly. We’ve had some orders of four sweatshirts or more. But most sizes are in-stock and ready to go. Shipping is generally two days with Priority Mail, but that’s USPS and they’re pretty much the worst people on Earth, so you can’t hold me to that. We’ll be adding overnight delivery options by the end of the week.

Get yours

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36 Comments

  • Charlie Brown December 10, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    Don’t worry, gang. If you’re one of the 2 people that ordered these sweatshirts for $25 (!) each, Kyle will hand-deliver them to your door.

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    • cheesedick December 10, 2014 at 1:55 pm

      I got one last year as a Christmas present and the only time I use it is when i run out of toilet paper. #delcosucks

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      • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:00 pm

        How many dumps can joe younis take in a day?

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  • Lex Luger December 10, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    is jim on twitter?

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  • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Nice business management skills, Kyle. Is that what they teach you at the University of F@ggotville?

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  • Tom Balls December 10, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Do u have anything I can put on my shaft?

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  • Kyle December 10, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    How about reeaah hews dentures?

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  • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    Are her dentures really that bad?

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    • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 2:12 pm

      Anyone who steals my handle has to wrestle my dick in the American Diner men’s room

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  • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    Not only is it 4 inches long, but it’s thin too.

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    • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 2:09 pm

      You know you’ve made it as a CB commenter when someone steals your handle . . .

      The above poster is just a Moo STINKY!!!

      Reply
  • Squirrel Master December 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    Lol not bad Moo !

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Odoyel rules

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:00 pm

    E !

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    A !

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    G !

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    L !

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    E !

    S !!!!!!

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    EAGLES !!!!!

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  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    Yay !!!!!!!

    Reply
  • DELCO DAN December 10, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    Kick me in the dick !!!!

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  • The real moo stonky December 10, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Thanks a lot Obama

    Reply
  • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    I hate Delco Dan

    Reply
  • Barry Shibbashefski December 10, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Is it just me or would these have been exponentially better had the expiration date not been put on the design?

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    • Moo Stonky December 10, 2014 at 2:19 pm

      Good point

      Now I’m Guna go back to beating off

      Reply
  • Bret December 10, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    Crossing Broad used to be great. Now, he’s delving into social issues and pushing his gay sweaters. Can you say “jumped the shark”?

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  • Kyle's Fashion Consultant December 10, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    Give it a rest already, Kyke. Just be glad your mother made your rich Uncle Tony buy a whole box.

    Let’s print up some “#FIREJIM” Ts. Now that is something the people would get behind. Still probably wouldn’t buy it, but it’s the thought that counts right?

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  • 97.5 Janitor December 10, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    I should get paid double for cleaning the bathroom after joe younis takes a dump.

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    • Loyd December 10, 2014 at 2:31 pm

      Lol

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  • Mob Deep December 10, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    Did u mean to say kyke? Or Kyle ?

    Reply
  • Bret December 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm

    Eat my ass out!

    Reply
  • Loyd December 10, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    Haha

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  • No Rubbers December 10, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    Can we get back to talking about the Eagles?

    Reply
  • Bonaru bill December 10, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    Flesh light just announced a kyle’s mom edition

    Reply
  • Jon Marks big titty wife December 10, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Haha lol

    Reply
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