Headline Throws Three Layers of Innuendo into Two Lines

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That unfortunate juxtaposition above — on the story about Angel Suarez, a rising jockey who was shot after stealing a dog, masturbating, and assaulting two people — has many layers to it. First off, it makes me feel weird about even typing “rising jockey.” Second: wiener dog. And third, you guys over at really make it sound like the wiener dog fought off the intruder. Wait, did it? Someone find that dog and give it a medal.

Also, this is what we’re doing now?

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What’s the AP Stylebook entry for “fapping”?

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3 Responses

  1. No one writes about jerking off jockeys quite like good ol’ Jimbo. It’s his experience in the act that really sets him apart. Well done.

  2. Single moms who do favors for money are the only people who live in apts in Bensalem

  3. Bruno and Inness sounded good. I liked Inness and Eskin last night as well.

    Any idea what the new lineup’s going to look like?

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