You Can Go Check out the Union While You’re down in Clearwater This Year, Because It’s Not like It Matters

Photo Credit: John Geliebter-USA TODAY Sports
Photo Credit: John Geliebter-USA TODAY Sports

When you’re down in Clearwater this year watching Phillies Spring Training, especially keeping an eye on [player name] and [player name] who we got in return for Jimmy Rollins, you’ll also be able to check out [player name] and [player name] of the Philadelphia Union.

According to the Philadelphia Business Journal, the Union have agreed to a multi-year deal that will bring their pre-season training camp to the Joe DiMaggio Complex in Clearwater, right across from the Phillies’ Brighthouse Field home. The Union’s pre-season training takes place in February. So when you’re checking out the anonymous dudes the Phillies invited down there (or just the guys you wish were anonymous), you can pop across the street and check out the anonymous dudes on the Union. They’re cool, I swear.


14 Responses

  1. What the fuck is with the digs at the Union you hack? They bring 16,000-18,500 each game in the local market you fucking write about so fuck you if you don’t like them. It’s a brilliant move for the team to lock with the Phillies and the lack of a constructive POV means you probably shouldn’t post about them. Dick.

      1. Dude you NAILED that joke! Strong delivery, timing was on…just total confidence. Take that into the weekend, you’re ready to crush it!

      2. Sick burn, man!

        I’ve never heard that one before. Hey, did you see they have these new roller skates where all the wheels are in the middle? It’s crazy yo. Ok, back to Nintendo. Gotta save the Princess!

    1. Matt if you haven’t noticed this blog is far too self-absorbed and income-fixated to ever become a legit sports site. Forget this Union post…..Giroux flicking boogers, mouthpiece for Eagles PR video dept, ‘story’ on a long-gone Eagles fireman solely because somebody mentioned this blog name, shill for sports-betting scammers & idea-ripoff sweaters, stealing stories daily from Deadspin & MSM…..look at the posts man, this site is as pathetic an attempt at relevance as Howard Eskin ever was.

      And this is the BUSY local sports season. Stop back in March for even more un-sportly opportunistic ugliness.

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