Your Monday Morning Roundup

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Photo Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports

Well, that’s it. The Eagles won ten games and missed the playoffs. The Cowboys won the division and are really coming alive at this point. All is wrong with the world. Your next few months will be filled with getting excited over sporadic Flyers and Sixers wins (post coming later), bouncing about various Phillies and Ruben Amaro rumors, and wondering what the Eagles are going to do in the draft and next year. But first, we’ve got some things to get through.

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The roundup:

At one point during yesterday’s games, your perfect fantasy lineup would have featured Geno Smith at quarterback. At some other point, Sanchez was in that role. Or, as Redzone put it:

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Two birds, one stone.

Is LeSean McCoy worried his career as an Eagle might be over? Sure. Why?

“I’d be lying if I say it never flashes in my mind, because it happened to [Jackson], off his best year. So you never know.”

For what it’s worth, Chip Kelly wants Shady back. Luckily, he can just voice that feeling to Howie Roseman, since their relationship is “good.”

And now that the 2014 season is over, we know the full 2015 list of Eagles opponents. They are, according to Bleeding Green Nation:

HOME: Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Arizona Cardinals

AWAY: Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Detroit Lions

Chances are high:

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Aliens over Philly? Aliens over Philly. (You really don’t have to even watch the video there, just listening is enough.)

You can’t get to heaven on the Frankford El, or to a hospital, so sometimes you just gotta have your baby on the train.

And, for no reason at all, this: “A burglar who masturbated while inside a woman’s apartment and then stole her dog was shot when he tried to break into a second Bucks County apartment, according to investigators.” So, you know, someone had a worse week than you.

That’s it.

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15 Comments

  • Pathetic Eagles Fan December 29, 2014 at 11:17 am

    We’re going to the Super Bow next year baby!
    Just you watch!

    Reply
  • F December 29, 2014 at 11:26 am

    wow look who decided to work today

    Reply
  • Phil from Mt. Airy December 29, 2014 at 11:30 am

    As long as the Eagles have Foles at QB they won’t win. They need a guy like Vick, Newton, RG3, Geno Smith, Teddy Bridgewater to take this team to the next level.

    keepin’ it real.

    Phil

    Reply
    • Why do I try December 29, 2014 at 11:49 am

      For what it’s worth…if they had taken Teddy instead of Smith in the first round, they would have their franchise QB.

      Reply
  • GayJeffySuxCox December 29, 2014 at 11:35 am

    Gold Standard—BLOW ME

    Reply
  • Faux Kyle December 29, 2014 at 11:36 am

    Why is Kyle off today? He’s a practicing Hebrew! Can’t double dip with Hanukkah & Christmas! VIOLATION

    Reply
  • chuick December 29, 2014 at 11:39 am

    “They ain’t birds, cousin.” beautiful

    Reply
  • Kyle's soapbox December 29, 2014 at 11:41 am

    Way to half-ass it Jim, and not even update the Ticket section info. Are you going to cover yourself and claim that it’s for the 2015 season? You had one job and even with a copy pasta, you still managed to screw it up.

    ” We have the best available tickets for Eagles games on the secondary market “.

    You’ll get it one of these days. Keep trying.

    Reply
    • P&S December 29, 2014 at 12:30 pm

      Don’t accept copy pasta. No substitute for the best.

      Reply
    • Pick Up The Shield December 29, 2014 at 1:34 pm

      Great to hear that Eagles tix are still available… Jim’s New Year’s resolution should be to proof-read one of his “articles”.

      Kyle, this is why you should not hire your writers via Twitter.

      Reply
  • I banged Spike's wife. December 29, 2014 at 11:47 am

    “Do you know who I am? I’m Spike Eskin!”

    Reply
  • Beef December 29, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Wow.. you guys are around. Here I thought you ended up like that kid from Manayunk.

    Reply
    • Schuylkill River by Marcus Hook December 29, 2014 at 4:27 pm

      I’m sure he’ll turn up in the spring

      Reply
  • Mike Flourio December 29, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Did he seriously write that the Cowboys are coming on?
    2 Wins after the pressure was off because the Eagkes lost to Washington before they got on the field. Give me a break.

    Reply
  • Fucking aliens December 29, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    Nothing like some dumbass city folk seeing snow geese for the first time and thinking they’re aliens.
    “Naa look, dey’re blinkin”
    They’re flapping ya dumb Wop.

    Reply
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