Cowboys Fan Chris Christie Has Gone Done It Now, Adds to Horrible Philly Fan Stereotype

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Chris Christie’s really done it now. He has become the latest to add to the shitty stereotype associated with Philly sports fans.

New York Times writer Michael Barbaro recounted a conversation involving Pizza The Hut that he overheard recently in which PTH recounted his experience during the Eagles-Cowboys game at the Linc:

Still, that matchup left a searing impression on Mr. Christie. Eagles fans, many of whom can be found in the southern part of Mr. Christie’s state, raged against the governor during the game, shouting unprintable words at him in the owner’s box.

“These Philadelphia fans, they are the worst in America,” Mr. Christie was overheard saying recently.

He recalled a different kind of reception when he joined Mr. Jones on the field at a Cowboys game against the New York Giants, who play their home games in New Jersey. “I didn’t get booed,” he said. “Giant fans waved, said hello, asked for autographs, didn’t give me a hard time.”

“But these guys?” he added of Eagles fans.

Shitty Eagles fans is totally gonna become a meme in the 2016 election, isn’t it? And of course, it’s already a thing:

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Though you can almost hear Christie saying that with a laugh, it’s (not surprisingly) a bit different than what he said publicly about, you know, half of his constituency when he called in to the WIP Morning Show last month:

“They’re passionate, wild fans and they wanna get angry with me, that’s OK. But the one thing they can’t say, is that I don’t tell them the truth. And the truth is, I’m a Cowboys fan. I’ve said it since I’ve ran for Governor in ’09, never hid it from anybody, and so, I don’t understand why they’re angry about me being happy about my team winning?”

Cool beans, bro. Mmm, beans. You want some beans, tubby?

via (@billy_penn)


15 Responses

  1. I will enjoy watching the Cowboys and Chris Christie’s political career crash an burn. How can disloyal and completely clueless pig like this get elected to office? Blows my mind. Regardless, both are done.

  2. I command that Christie beach himself on the dunes of Sea Isle City so the local Eagles fans can harpoon his saltwater infested and bloated body with harpoons. And then said fans should commence to dynamite his blubberish existence so that the fat lands on Sandy Hook and above! I beseech thee in the name of Jesus’ Bookie!!!!!

  3. North Jersey politicians haven’t given two shits about south jersey since the dawn of time.

  4. “Giant fans waved, said hello, asked for autographs, didn’t give me a hard time.”

    Really Chris? Maybe it’s because they knew that their team was a lost cause all season so they really had nothing at stake. I don’t think they would have been as cordial if the Giants were actually fighting for something more than pride.

    But in a season when the Eagles were strong contenders and squaring off against their biggest rivals, it was a bit disconcerting to see your fat frame actively rooting against them.

    1. Nice screenname, though Pete Rose knows that Philly still supports him. Win or lose we stay fans!

  5. He’s just another fraudulent politician showing zero loyalty.
    I can guarantee the governor of Texas is a fan of no team outside the state of Texas, and certainly not a rival team. The same can be said of every governor of each state; except for one.

  6. Poor pathetic Eagles fans! Waaaaaa!!! Christie doesn’t like the Eagles! Yeah, it’s his fat ass fault the pathetic Eagles didn’t make the playoffs. Ha! Ha! Because those sorry asses couldn’t beat the Redskins! Whine all the way to pre-season, like every other year! Ahh! Ha!Ha! Ha!

  7. Lucky for Christie, your typical Eagles fan is too lazy and/or dumb to vote so this won’t hurt him a bit.

    “Toughest” fans in the world get butthurt over who a Governor roots for. Laughable. If you want to vent some anger, why not direct it where it belongs, towards your brie eating, wine sipping pussy of an owner who has been here for 20 years and just got told how he is going to run his organization by a coach with zero accomplishments at the NFL level.

  8. The Giants season was over already when the Cowboys played them in East Rutherford. This guy is a jokeshop. Fat Fuck.

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