Dennis and Dee Would Rather Their Taxes Went to the Eagles on Always Sunny
During the most recent episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dennis and Dee debate whether their taxes should go to keeping mental hospitals open… or to the Eagles:
Dennis: “Oh come on, I pay so much money in taxes already. Where’s that goin?”
Dee: “Well, they used that money to open up the Eagles’ new practice facility.”
Dennis: “That makes sense. That’s kind of a no-brainer. I mean you can’t have our guys out there twistin’ ankles.”
Dee: “A man with Shady McCoy’s abilities, he needs a proper landing strip.”
Dennis: “Gotta get our maniacs in green set up in a nice facility.”
Dee: “Sophie’s choice, huh? Oof. Go Birds.”
Dennis: “Go Birds.”
Given the option, I’m sure a lot of people would make the same decision. Clip of the scene is after the jump.
via r/Eagles
