Joe Biden Likes A Softer Ball

Joe Biden — America’s partiest Vice President — was asked about the Patriots deflating their footballs on “CBS This Morning.” He gave the most Joe Biden answer he could:

“Well, I tell you what: Having been a receiver, I like a softer ball. That’s all I can tell you.”

There it is. Joe Biden, the human equivalent of a knowing smirk, likes softer balls, and he knows exactly what he said.


8 Responses

  1. Well I guess it’s safe to assume that Joe Biden is definitely the catcher and not the pitcher if you know what I mean(wink wink).

  2. Well apparently Josh Innes called Rob Ellis’ afternoon show lazy last night. Caller just brought it up with Rob and Rob replied, “Eh, hes been takin’ shots at people for over a year now and nothing ever gets done so…”

Comments are closed.