The New Age Outlaws, who are improbably still alive* (oh, I didn’t know), kicked off the Royal Rumble tonight wearing Phanatic hats. Annnnnnnd it’s all downhill from here for the 2015 Phillies.
*I was watching WrestleMania XV from Philly on WWE Network before, and Billy Gunn kicked off that event, too. That was in 1999. What a badass.
