Here’s Joe Banner Eating a Bagel on Walnut Street This Morning, Wishing He Still Had Something to Do with Football

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As his former team falls into shambles over reports of a meddling owner and terrible management (I’m talking about the Browns here), what is Joe Banner doing? Enjoying a bagel at Knead Bagels on 7th and Walnut. The newly Twitter-savvy Banner might even be keeping his eye on his Twitter feed as he eats, because he can’t pull his gaze away from it anymore. Joe Banner: He’s just like us, but so much richer.


9 Responses

  1. What’s the difference between karate and judo?

    Karate is a form of self-defence, and judo is what bagels are made out of.

  2. Next time I see Ed Wade chowing down on a Cinnabon at the Cherry Hill Mall I’ll be sure to send a pic to this shitshow of a URL address.

  3. Hi Joe, nice to see you. Hasn’t juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nephew Howie done a great job since I fired you, I mean you left?

  4. I would love to peg that putz in the face with a bagel then pour his O.J. over his dome.

  5. Please listen to my show. I’m gonna do a segment where I call my grandma and then I’m gonna refer to bitchanelli a bunch of times to my 80 yr old side kick.

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