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Hey, your dad’s plane just crashed? Great. I assume he’s OK? Good. Now will you please give out his phone number so we can hound him before the shock wears off? Thanks!! Vultures, all of them. Except Winnie. Winnie can stay.

An American Airlines flight, operated by now-partner US Airways (or, if you’re Philly.com, you can just call it “American Airways“), from Philly to Houston made an emergency landing in Houston last night after the Embraer 190’s nose gear failed to deploy. There was only one minor injury. This… this is why I hate to fly.