When there’s nothing going on, we make new mascot jokes. All. Day. Long. Please, can the Phillies do something?
When there’s nothing going on, we make new mascot jokes. All. Day. Long. Please, can the Phillies do something?
21+ Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler
If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL). Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-888-532-3500 (VA), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org/chat (CT). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/MI/NH/NJ/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Deposit bonus requires 25x play-thru. Bonus issued as site credits. Eligibility restrictions apply. See draftkings.com/sportsbook for full terms and conditions.
Crossing Broad is owned and operated by CB Sports LLC
40 Responses
Ok here’s one….
If Josh Innes leaves his house in Massurah at 8 am
And arrives in philly at 9am the next day
How many Big Macs did he eat on his way to philly?
Ok let’s see… That’s 25 hours in between…. 2 Big Macs per hour…. That’s 50 Big Macs !!!!
Being super obese like Josh Innes is a mental disorder. It’s not that he’s lazy or stupid or has bad genes. It’s that the part of his brain that should tell him to stop eating isn’t working. You know that feeling you get the day after you drank a ton of beer and had like 2 cheesesteaks and. Fries… You know how you wake up the next day and say to yourself, holy shit , I can’t keep doing this! His brain doesn’t do that. He can’t stop eating and his brain doesnt tell him to change.
Being 5’8″ and 380lbs doesn’t mean your obese.
Go home Josh/Bob. You don’t fit in here. We like local guys.
lol, sorry, but the fat jokes don’t ever get old… Although I don’t think Ned Flanders is making a joke, I think he is genuinely concerned
Not to nitpick, but you didn’t take into account the hour difference. He’ll lose an hour traveling east, so it’s only 24 hours.
24 hours x (2 Big Macs / hour) = 48 Big Macs.
But those extra 2 were for dessert.
Are we including the ones he stuffed in his pants pockets before he left?
Yes
Definitely not more than me!
The new Sixers mascot looks malignant.
Farted?
Jim, is your Twitter handle @jimislame because you are lame or is it ironic because you are so cool????
Why won’t you answer me 🙁 ?!?!?!?!?!?
Haha
sorry we lacked in substance today. We’ll try harder to find some material for you tomorrow.
Awesome updates on your writers own Twitter accounts though!!!
Best comment
So remember when that guy was threatening mike miss on Twitter… And mike miss got suspended… For like anti gay comments …. Well it turns out that the guy who was harassing mike miss was no other than Josh innes . I heard this from Innes himself. He even called mikes show when he got back from suspension and taunted him. This Innes fatso has got to be fired
Ack ack…. That …. Is not….. True …..gonzo.
And ….. I …… Never….. Shit …. My pants…. At an A’s game
Good for Jim.
Anyways, Josh and I plan in having an hour long handjob session at Cheerleaders this weekend. I’m a little nervous telling Josh he’s gonna have to MAYBE slow down his Big Mac/ Diet Coke intake down by one a day just so I can find his dick come this weekend. Then we can smear Big Mac sauce all over our nips and dong and we can go to town!
I can help! I’m an expert!
It’s comments like these that restore my faith in the philly sports market … Well done.
And never forget… Philadelphia…. Not only the city where America was born…. Not only the city of brotherly love… Not just the city of rocky …. Or gay Tom hanks with aids … Or where trading places was filmed. ….. But the greatest city in the world , where the true American spirit lives … And commenters like you ring true… This is America… We are free!!!! Fuck the Cowboys!! Fuck the Yankees and mets!!! If it weren’t for Philadelphia you queers wouldn’t even have a city to live!!! So fuck Josh Innes and all hail the crossing broad commentors!!!!
Wow… Maybe the best comment in CB history
I agree
Great not only do I hate you sal pal for being mean to me that one time I met you …. But your 9 inches!!?? Great …. Now how am I supposed to jack of without thinking of you???? Damn you.
F Reea Hews …. I’m dead and I still have better teeth than her!!!!
USA !!! USA!!’ USA!!!!!!
Isn’t the average penis size 9 inches?
My mom told me that 2 inches was average
It’s Natural!
Wow , I’m fired up now. Well said. I really didn’t have a problem with Innes before, but now I hate him.
Well said.
This is the best comment ever. This is why outsiders can never make it in our market.
Is 75
I just had my period. I called Kyle and he rushed over with tampons, but a few rainbow kisses later, the flow was cleaned up.
Take that Sheena you ugly fat bitch.
Never listened to Innes but man that guy is hated in this town. I thought Sean Brace was the most hated radio personality in this city, not anymore.
Most hated radio personalities in Philadelphia:
1. Innes
2. Sean Brace
3. Mike Miss
4. ?
5?
4.Phil from Mt. Airy
5.Anthony Gargano
GO DODGERS!!!
Nobody knows who Brace is.
He does 2 hours in the middle of the afternoon a station barely anybody listens to. Give me a break.
Hey Innes… PYT is selling groupons for a burger a day for a year for only $144…. you might need to buy at least 3 of them to get your fill.
“the 76er’s twitter handle responded to Jim’s tweet?! how can I make this about meeeeee???”
Comments are closed.