Doing Their Best Sal Pal


Guys, it’s about time we give up on the dream of getting Marcus Mariota unless, you know, there’s a way we could get Marcus Mariota. Keep hope alive/hope is dead.

It’s a rare opportunity when you’re able to look into a crystal ball and see exactly what your next five months are going to be like. This is that crystal ball.

H/T to reader John

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7 Responses

  1. Jim doing his best Kyle.

    Btw: it’s official! I’m bringing my incessant self back to Philly!!! I’ll be a general
    Assignment reporter for Fox29 and it’s only a matter of time before my closet queen Jerrick is able bump that sister from the AM anchor seat.

      1. They’re already filming the “k@cie’s back!!” Promos. Ugh. Bitch borrowed my bronzer and hair spray w/o 1st asking.

        No athlete, collegiate or otherwise, is safe. Heard her early sights are set on new phillies pitcher Adam Harang.

    1. I was an athlete in high school..think she’ll f_uc-k me. She’s a Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee but I’d let her swallow my goooooo

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