The Sixers Did not Bring Joel Embiid to Ring the NASDAQ Opening Bell, Which is Lame

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I understand this is the business side of things, and you’re celebrating your partnerships and all that, but how can you bring 12 people to ring the opening bell at NASDAQ and not have Joel Embiid be one of them? I mean you’ve got ten guys in suits (and two women), so why can’t you just cram JoJo in a blazer and put the 7-footer in the back. It would make all of you guys look so much cooler… and go along way with Joel securing that whole Rihanna thing.

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4 Responses

  1. Congrats Jim, you’ve really outdone yourself this time..A new all-time worst post for you. Come on down and accept me as your reward.

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