Alonzo Mourning Confirms “Who Wants to Sex Mutombo?” Actually Happened

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1. Bob. Bob wants to sex Mutombo.

   Thank you again Jim for your hard-hitting, top-tier journalism.

2. Fine hard hitting journalism Jimbo. You never cease to amaze.

3. I am singlehandedly being allowed to destroy Crossing Broad.

   Kyle, you better get a handle on this shit.

   1. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      Cringeworthy to think of the Jim posts that Kyle doesn’t let through.

      1. You’re right. I’d like to see them in a demented sort of way.

4. who wants to sex an equine?

   1. Nay.

5. I’m re-configuring my webpage tickler to not bother emailing me if the update includes his name. he’s THAT bad. you suck, but he is worse.

6. it’s hard to go lower than writing about people who think they’re hot shit in fishtown, but you managed to.

7. Jim suffers from what we in the medical field refer to as deuchebagitis. Very treatable, he just needs to seek help.

8. I’m available as well.

   1. YOUR BUTTHOLE HURT?

9. Today’s EIGHT Posts:

   1)Tollefsons 2nd Hand Laundry
   2)VictorNIO
   3)Bengal Players Daughter (feel good story, so not gonna bash)
   4)Local Media Tourney-fun last year, ran its course
   5)A College Piccolo Player
   6)Copy & Paste Stauskas Article
   7)Phils 99 Wins-I’ll let this slide
   8)Alonzo Mourning Talks About Mutumbo

   Not going to be able to sleep tonight. Too excited to see what tomorrow brings.

   Get it together, Six Figures!

   1. The Mutombo story was interesting when I read it on deadspin first

10. Who’s high pitch?
    This is kelly Clarkson !

    1. No …. This is …. High pitch.

       I know people’s voices !!!!

11. Man this post would have been cool 10 years ago.

12. Who cares ..I banged Clearence Weatherspoon and Dana Barros in the Trainer`s Room in 95..The SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    1. Cecily has fake breasts?

       1. And they’re spectacular!

       2. She got a schtickle of silicone

13. FYI – Roy Williams tans, yes he tans goggle tan lines and all! I know because I too tan- Jim Adair

14. Can you rub ur smurf C0CK against the phone ?

    1. Haha, I love that call.

15. Zayn Malik said he’s been wanting to leave one direction for a long time. Smart move Zayn. I’m sure your solo career will be very prosperous.

    1. It’s bad enough that you even made that comment. The fact that it was done at 5:07 am takes it to another level of weirdness.

16. Mutombo loved his hookers

17. Who wants to sex Cataldi?

    1. I just threw up all over my computer

18. The only things kyle ever posts are about that stupid bracket, and the piccolo girl. What a loser. I think everyone should exercise their right to NOT vote on that thing. Boycott!

19. This mutumbo post still the lead? Its 11:15. Jesus.

    1. The boys are starting the week-end early.

       Oh, wait, they started the week-end on Monday.

       Fuck it, nevermind.

    2. It’s Friday so they don’t give a shit. The motto of this site could probably be “Where else are you gonna go? csnphilly.com? LOL”

       Now, enjoy some shameless Jim Deadspin reposts.

       1. You hit the nail on the head there kid.

20. Nova on tonite?

    1. Can’t find the game on my TV Menu. What..what happened??

21. Nothing beats a 3 day weekend

    1. Or, in the case of this site, a seven day week-end.

       Nothing about Bednarik.
       Nothing about Lurie and Kelly speaking. (i know they really didn’t say shit, but not the point).

       But we are up to date on:

       Piccolo Girl
       Connor Barwin’s condo
       Mutombo really was a man-whore

       Great work, Boys.

22. Good news Kyle, Nova got bounced out so early that you had little time to get your heart totally destroyed. Imagine if they had to play Kentucky on Saturday (chance at the final 4!). You think West Virginia got destroyed? Nova would probably hit the buses at the half.

    1. The Bracket has been out for 2 weeks and yet you still think Nova would be playing Kentucky tomorrow. You suck.

23. No one!!!!!

24. M Y R T E T U S

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