Slimeball Jim Boeheim Suspended Nine Games for Being a Slimeball

Pictured: Big ball of slime. Photo credit: Jason Getz-USA TODAY Sports

This couldn’t happen to a slimier slimeball:

The NCAA on Friday released its findings from its investigation into Syracuse athletics. Men’s basketball coach Jim Boeheim was issued a nine-game suspension, and the program will lose 12 scholarships over four years.

In addition, the men’s basketball and football programs were placed on five years’ probation. In February, Syracuse announced that it has self-imposed a postseason ban on the men’s basketball team. The NCAA did not issue any further postseason bans.

I can not wait until that 1 p.m. press conference to find out all the slimy things Slimy McSlimerson did. Slime. \\//