NFL
BREAKING NOW AT THIS MOMENT: Cheesesteak Kingpins Perplexed By Tim Tebow Signing
Anthony from Geno’s — “We’re all very confused by this whole off-season. Last time I checked you have to be able to throw in order to be a successful QB.”
Tommy from Pat’s — “We can only play one QB at a time, and now we have one that hasn’t played since 2012!? Does he still know how to play? I don’t know where Chip Kelly is going with this one.”
Mark Sanchez was unable to comment… he was too busy stuffing his face with some dude’s cheese fries and ruining the 2014 Eagles season:
Looks like Tebow is going to need a cheesesteak run to win some converts for they know not what they do.
