Chip Kelly Apparently RSVPed to This Wedding Invite on His Own

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Heather and Jerry, apparently, sent Chip Kelly an invite to their upcoming wedding. Chip, being sort of a busy guy – what with flopping his big balls around NFL rumor mills – is unable to attend… and he let Heather and Jerry know that by allegedly responding to the invite himself.

If you compare that signature with unofficial Chip’s official signature, found here from a Ron Jaworski charity auction, well, it’s pretty close:

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Goddamn I love this man.




18 Responses

  1. Haha. ‘Fly Eagles Fly’ isn’t even close to being the same. Maybe the auction was hustling?

  2. We know who is going to wear the pants in that marriage. Fucking h0mo is sharing a Twitter handle with his wife

  3. Philly media decries Chip as “arrogant,” says he “thinks he’s smarter than everyone attending the wedding,” and reminds him “You’re not at bachelor party anymore, this is the wedding-the big show.”

  4. You love this man Kyle? Fly Eagles Fly wasn’t even around back in the day. “Were from Philly we fight” was gay as he’s from NE and shouldn’t include himself by using the word “We”. All of his moves since taking over have been borderline asinine and his gimmick up tempo scheme is NFL as in Not For Long in this league as it doesn’t work with only 46 players. Yet your so “in love?” Come on man represent.

    1. Even worse, it’s a twitter account set up apparently specifically for their wedding… WTF? Why does a wedding need a twitter feed? I wonder who the wedding follows..

      1. In my professional opinion, based on my analysis of this here conversation., it is beyond obvious that none of you has been with a woman in over 2 years.

  5. Violation. You don’t even give Chip a +1?

    That’s cheaper then I am.

    By the way, Holt’s, you haven’t sent me any free cigars lately. I’m going to start whining about it on the show soon. Hook me up!

  6. What a fucking whipped loser sharing a Twitter account with his chick. Wonder if he’s allowed to watch the draft tonight. Fucking pussy

  7. Wow, he replied to a wedding invitation addressed to him rather than making his agent/butler/publicist do it. This is impressive why exactly?

  8. Was he invited (wipe Chip’s man goo off chin) with a date? (insert fist in Howie’s ass….)
    Fuck off Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu fuckers and ball licking Chip

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