Kiko Alonso Is a Big, Hunky Beefcake

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And now Zach Ertz knows the plight of a skinny man #tshirtnexttobigguy

On Instagram this morning, Kiko Alonso posted yet another shirtless selfie non-selfie taken by some lucky person. Without any sort of innuendo or anything here, I’d just like to say: the man is beautiful. Here, have a gander at some of his shirtlessness from over the past year. He’s my linebacker, your linebacker:

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Goin’ my way?
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Anyone else see Seth Rollins here?
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This way to freedom
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I honestly didn’t know there was a muscle between your tricep and deltoid
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Just rehabbin’ the knee… like a fucking wildebest
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Who doesn’t walk their dog in this manner?

H/T to Sarah Baicker, who’s having a much better morning now


25 Responses

  1. Dude’s a total tool, but the WIP eagles fans will eat him up because he’s ‘tough’ and ‘passionate’


      1. Or, you know, they will like because he’s really good at football:

        PFWA Defensive Rookie of the Year (2013)
        ‘PFF’ All-Rookie Team (2013)
        Second-team All-Pac-12 (2012)
        Rose Bowl Defensive MVP (2012)
        NFL Defensive Rookie of the Month
        (September 2013)
        Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Week (Week 4, 2013)
        NFL All Under-25 Team

        1. and all those accolades get thrown out the window if he blows out his knee again lol

          1. you could say that about any player, “if” he blows his knee out…

            and don’t “lol” your own comment, you look like high school girl, and you really didn’t laugh out loud so you’re also a liar.

  2. CAN see Smarty Jones making a play for him . Trying to sink her teeth into a new prey

  3. Prop bet:Odds on kyle wearing a kiko alonso jersey and eagles helmet in the bedroom with the Mrs. Do we have to take this off the betting board?

  4. It would be nice if this site posted some tity pics once in a while

  5. Would also be nice if commenters would stop stealing my name and there was a verification process on this site as I have stated previously. hashtag morefakebob

  6. Kyle, are you sure you’re married and not in a civil union? What’s with this infatuation with the maleman?

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