On Instagram this morning, Kiko Alonso posted yet another shirtless
selfie non-selfie taken by some lucky person. Without any sort of innuendo or anything here, I’d just like to say: the man is beautiful. Here, have a gander at some of his shirtlessness from over the past year. He’s my linebacker, your linebacker:
H/T to Sarah Baicker, who’s having a much better morning now
I’m worried about you Kyle
Yeah, but can he tackle?
He can tackle me any day.
Oh, good, the gayness is back.
At least “Bob” will be happy.
Dude’s a total tool, but the WIP eagles fans will eat him up because he’s ‘tough’ and ‘passionate’
Tools know tools
Or, you know, they will like because he’s really good at football:
PFWA Defensive Rookie of the Year (2013)
‘PFF’ All-Rookie Team (2013)
Second-team All-Pac-12 (2012)
Rose Bowl Defensive MVP (2012)
NFL Defensive Rookie of the Month
Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Week (Week 4, 2013)
NFL All Under-25 Team
and all those accolades get thrown out the window if he blows out his knee again lol
you could say that about any player, “if” he blows his knee out…
and don’t “lol” your own comment, you look like high school girl, and you really didn’t laugh out loud so you’re also a liar.
kyle makes George Takei seem like a manly man.
CAN see Smarty Jones making a play for him . Trying to sink her teeth into a new prey
at least he has a springer spaniel!
Good news Kyle. You can now buy a pizza in Indiana.
^The comments thread winner, ladies and gentlemen!
Those look like Tinder pics. Kyle, have you thoroughly vetted this guy?
Prop bet:Odds on kyle wearing a kiko alonso jersey and eagles helmet in the bedroom with the Mrs. Do we have to take this off the betting board?
It would be nice if this site posted some tity pics once in a while
Would also be nice if commenters would stop stealing my name and there was a verification process on this site as I have stated previously. hashtag morefakebob
Kyle, are you sure you’re married and not in a civil union? What’s with this infatuation with the maleman?
he’s the guy who delivers mail.
No, “male” man.
he’s the man who delivers male.
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