Les Bowen Is FREAKING OUT Because the Eagles Didn’t Invite Media to Their Playground Build

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Les Bowen is UNHAPPY with the Eagles’ decision not to invite media to their annual playground build, which took place at Spruance Elementary School in Philadelphia today. Inexplicably, Bowen complained about the fact that the Eagles did something nice without grabbing the low-hanging fruit of free publicity by inviting media and cameras to the event, which undoubtedly would’ve led to TENS of inane questions about a third-string quarterback. HOW DARE THEY!

Les, spurred on by this Tweet from the ever-passive Geoff Mosher:

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For once, I agree with Spike Eskin:

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Les not happy about this and other responses:

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UPDATE: This, predictably, became the Eskins vs. Bowen:

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Actually gotta give this one to Les for that last response. This thing should’ve had a happy ending. #lesbowenmeltdown #jerkoffs

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  • EH WHO CARES? April 22, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    Eh, who cares?

  • Sderst April 22, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    Spike is killing Bowen and it’s amazing.

  • Jacknut April 22, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    Such a craggy,crusty, miserable bastard!!

  • Mike from Roxborough April 22, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    If Les killed himself I would throw a party rivaled only by the one I would throw if the Eagles won the super bowl

    • Reggie Noble April 22, 2015 at 8:12 pm

      If Cataldi and Bowen went down on the same day, I would write to my congressman demanding that day be declared a national holiday.

    • Beanie Campbell April 22, 2015 at 9:21 pm

      You don’t have to wish for that…dammit, Les is old. That’s what old people do, they die.

  • Roadkill935 April 22, 2015 at 5:39 pm

    Anthony Bartolacci said it best – Chip should use that line on Les-the-Mess next time he asks a question that “the fans deserve to know”

  • Bill Conlin April 22, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    How did I not get invited???

    • FACE April 22, 2015 at 6:28 pm

      Aren’t you dead?

      • Mench April 23, 2015 at 12:32 am

        Either dead or has his face buried in some 8 year olds ass hole.

    • Jillian Mele's Tit Freckles April 22, 2015 at 9:22 pm

      I lol’d regardless.

    • Jerry Sandusky April 23, 2015 at 9:14 am

      That’s a violation!

  • JP April 22, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    Came her to make a joke about Les blowing Phil Sheridan while getting his butt hole reamed by Tim Panaccio, but instead I’d like to say that @RealJonBryant killed it with the Connery reference.

    • JP April 22, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      here*** Fuck Kyle, when are there going to be login’s so we can edit posts within a short time frame ( <2 mins or so).

  • SH April 22, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    so you cry and bitch about not being invited to Phillies food day and it’s the Phillies who are morons. Les Bowen cries and bitches about not being able to cover a fluff piece and he is a curmudgeon. #makessense

  • Kyle Scott (Comment author) April 22, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    If you want people to stop giving you shit, quit bitching about the team not writing stories for you and getting mad for not having access to ask questions the team doesn’t want to answer. I find it funny how much they bitched about Andy in hindsight. I bet Bowen wishes the fat man was still here.

    • Rev. mikey miss April 22, 2015 at 10:05 pm

      It’s pretty obvious these fools long for the Andy days to return, but why? I’ll always remember Reid being an arrogant jerk giving the types of answers you would hear from a senate hearing. Go ahead and criticize Chip for anything he does coaching/GM wise but every PC I’ve watched he always gives detailed responses as best he can when it’s appropriate. He’s not going to divulge every piece of info and can be condescending at times but look at the murderers row of jerkoffs he has to deal with.

  • Mellonhead April 22, 2015 at 8:26 pm

    les sounds like he needs to get his dick sucked

    • Adam Joseph April 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm

      If so then I’m the guy for the job(blow job that is)!

  • Tim Hauck fan April 22, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    The media wasn’t invited because slowly but surely the Philadelphia sports market is starting to realize the media members, 98% in this city, are a bunch of fucking clowns.

  • More Bowen April 22, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    I can’t believe my little brother Les is such a whining little pussy!

    • Franklin Delano Bluth April 23, 2015 at 9:10 am

      well played, i literally LOL’d.
      great handle.

      this deserves more recognition.

    • Just enough Bowen April 23, 2015 at 2:08 pm

      I’m always stuck in the middle. Anyone see Goldilocks around?

  • Eons and Eons of Neons April 22, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    I’m a bit conflicted generally about worthless MSM reporters being replaced by shit-eating 24 year old #content regurgitators, but not when it comes to the Philadelphia sports media. We’re getting rid of hacks who won’t ask HCs questions because they “know from experience” they probably won’t be able to “use” the answer. They should clean the whole stable out and replace them with kids; they’ll save 2/3 of their labor and maybe the kids will ask questions they’re not supposed to ask.

    • Crossing Broad T-shirt sweatshop Worker April 23, 2015 at 3:57 am

      Sharp post.

  • No Life April 23, 2015 at 7:04 am

    The same Les that was bitching about having to go to Detroit on T’giving to do his damn job. Maybe they can arrange to play the games in your goddamn living room, Les. Just to make your cushy life even easier. If they asked you to go to the playground thing, you’d be bitching and moaning about how you shouldn’t have to be bothered with such things. I got an idea, Les – retire. Or drop the fuck dead, you crusty old bastard. Your choice.

    • ---------- April 23, 2015 at 10:40 am

      “I got an idea, Les – retire. Or drop the fuck dead, you crusty old bastard. Your choice.”

      Classic line of the week!!!!!

  • Nigel Powers April 23, 2015 at 7:44 am

    Have an issue? Here’s a tissue!

  • Mitchie Tools Fan April 23, 2015 at 8:19 am

    Media are angry they didn’t get a free meal

  • Pen & Pencil Rumor Mill April 23, 2015 at 8:32 am

    I hope that hack Les and his cronies read this post and comments in their entirety. I’m not even trolling them. They are 100% washed up self entitled wastes of life. Those clueless scribes deserve nothing. Keep fighting the good fight Kyle and Jimbo.

  • Steve Mason Elite NHL Goalie April 23, 2015 at 9:41 am

    Jesus Christ. Connor “Look at Me, Look at Me” Barwin is a disgrace.

    • P April 23, 2015 at 2:46 pm

      Must suck to be you


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