Are you nervous about the Eagles draft tonight because you’ve got a Fletcher Cox or Mychal Kendricks (or Sam Bradford, but why) jersey? Did you buy that jersey at Schuylkill Valley Sports? Do you have your receipt? Well then you’re in luck. If those dudes are dealt tonight you can keep that jersey, show your receipt, and get 50% off of a
Mariota another Eagle’s jersey.
It’s a great deal if you fit into that relatively tight criteria, until the dude on your new jersey gets traded too. Or do what I did: Convince someone to buy you a Kelce jersey for your birthday.
Kyle: This, folks, is how you hedge your bets, from a business standpoint.