A Local Naked Man Stole a Car Which He Claimed Contained the Body of Paul Walker in the Trunk

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Police say a naked Montgomery County man stole a car, crashed it into a tree and then demanded police shoot him – all while claiming to have late “Fast and Furious” star Paul Walker stashed in the trunk.

Authorities say 19-year-old Tyler Preston Dunham clenched his fists and walked aggressively toward officers after crashing the Honda Fit on Saturday in Dresher.

They believe he was high on drugs.

Am I gonna be the only one to point out that Honda Fits don’t really have trunks?

Here’s the full story. Spoiler: Walker wasn’t in the car.

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7 Responses

    1. The roast was well seasoned; cooked to a perfect medium; and that unfunny, unoriginal, fat, stupid fuck Innes ate the whole goddamn thing.

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