Asante Samuel is Selling His Pool that Happens to Have a House Attached


Asante Samuel signed with the Eagles in 2008. He also bought a five-acre property in Southwest Ranches, FL for a measly $2.375 million that same year. He’s now selling the house for $9.5 million because, among other things, he added a pool that’s worth $1 million on its own.

Designed for large-scale entertaining, the 140,000-gallon pool is highlighted by a saltwater filtration system, a water slide, a geyser feature, a beach entry and a 25-person grotto complete with flat-screen televisions, a hot tub, a fire pit and party pavilion. Surrounding custom LED lighting, tropical landscaping and pavers complete what is a million-dollar setting.


The house also has a hair salon, music studio, home theater, gym, game room, nine bedrooms and 12.5 bathrooms. Or, to put it another way, one bathroom for every 10 tackles he made as an Eagle. Ten more tackles? You would’ve earned yourself a new bathroom, Asante. Way to go.

For real though, if you wanna drop $10 million on this place, ask that he leaves behind the Vick and Shady jerseys.




11 Responses

  1. I saw Reeha Hoghes over the weekend trying to pick up any dude with a pulse.
    Her face and shirt were covered with red wine stains and she kept on saying how hot her a@@ was. Dudes were laughing at her and telling her to hit up Joel Cordell to see if she would get a discount.

    1. I thought the Preakness wasn’t until next wknd.? Why were her trainers allowing her out?


  2. I especially like how his pool is in the shape of a huge uncircumcised dick and balls, with some genital wartish looking things on top of the dick. Balls to right. The head even spews forth something whitish. Kids, go climb the warts! Mamma always does.

  3. I bet a lot of guys have blown their loads in that pool banging some hot pussy.

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