Holy hell. Not since Hillary Clinton took that badass and not-at-all-totally-staged photo aboard an Air Force jet has someone looked so darn good on an airplane. I don’t know many things in life, but I do know that I want to jet-set with Chase Utley. I don’t care where we go, I don’t care why– I just want him to take me to places I’ve only maybe dreamed of. #26shadesofgrey
Chase is still batting .138.