Jamie Moyer Has Morphed into Your Grandfather Before Our Very Eyes

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That, or the crazy-ass brother from Bloodline.

I’m laughing with(?) Jamie here, not at him. These pictures come from a charity event. Him and his wife do a lot for charity and seem like great people. It’s just that Jamie seems like a great… old… man. To think that the person in this here still photograph was pitching in the Major Leagues just a few years ago is kind of remarkable. Like, I’m not even joking when I say it looks like he forgot his dentures for this particular event. Teeth. I’m not even sure if the Phillies Game 4 start in 2008 still has his teeth. And now I feel old. Yuck.


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    1. That’s my daughter you’re talking about. Ah, hell, go a-head… so to speak.

  1. Hey Jamie, you want to split a room at the Assisted Living Facility.

    I’m almost as washed up as you at this point.

  2. I’ve had like 10 kids and I’m 50 but hot damn.

    Me and Jill Biden. YES YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

    1. I know I want to!

      Of course I have no problem molesting any woman in my reach. I don’t care if the cameras are around or not.

      I’m almost as creepy as Mike Missanelli

    1. “HIM and his wife DO…” to more completely illustrate your point

    2. You beat me to it. So many people say “Him and…” in Philly. I hear it all the time on WIP. Always makes me cringe. It just sounds so awful.

  3. WTF is with the one chick in the middle of the 2nd pictures legs? her one calf muscle is on the front of her leg, is her leg turned that much? And on her other leg, that’s one helleva skinny ankle when compared to the size of her calves. All types of weird shit going on there

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