UPDATE: The Media Has Officially Run Out Derailment Material
Liz writes for Philly Mag. Jason, for the Daily News. To Jason’s credit, I think he was being sarcastic. But Liz… well, I’m not so sure.
UPDATE: Jesus Christ. The guy was on NBC 10, too. This is him:
He said the fireball last night reached – and I quote – “I bet you, five miles in the air.” That’s like, what, a million feet?