UPDATE: The Media Has Officially Run Out Derailment Material

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Liz writes for Philly Mag. Jason, for the Daily News. To Jason’s credit, I think he was being sarcastic. But Liz… well, I’m not so sure.

UPDATE: Jesus Christ. The guy was on NBC 10, too. This is him:

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He said the fireball last night reached – and I quote – “I bet you, five miles in the air.” That’s like, what, a million feet?

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8 Responses

  1. Just wanted to let all you lefties know the official WH explanation for the derailment is due to Republican unwillingness to further subsidize the money pit known as Amtrak. Throwing another $25 billion at Amtrak would definitely have made the train operator travel at the normal speed of 50 MPH instead of the reckless 100 MPH. Liberal logic at its finest.

    1. I’m so dumb that I don’t understand that it is pathetic we have train lines that require the trains to slow down to 50 MPH. The advantage of rail is that it should be faster than an interstate highway.

      But I am proud to be stupid. So I will just keep yelling the talking point Chris Stigall told me to yell.

      It’s like using a cracked golf club. I told you it was cracked. It’s your fault for breaking it. Don’t fix it. Just swing softer, dumbass.

  2. such a bad situation, but I mean, how can I not make something of myself in this world right? This post ranks up there with RADIO WARS! and making up faux gmail account emails…. could have been expanded upon and taken to the next level…

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