Photo by Fran Hilario, who has a whole gallery here
Hey, Aramark doesn’t just screw up your favorite foodstuffs at sporting events… they’re also going to be selling papal gear when the Pope comes to Philly in September. Here’s the story from WHYY, which is in no way satire:
If you are seeking a plush mini pope, or a cardboard cutout of Pope Francis or a signature T-shirt, you will find plenty of wares at the World Meeting of Families website.
Eric Foss of Aramark, the company handling the marketing of the event, said the company is offering items of many differing prices.
“Anybody who wants to engage, to have a commemorative item from this event will be able to,” Foss said.
#engage #pope #WTF
Side note: Is it just me or does Plush Pope look a little like Plush Chase?
Maybe a little divine intervention will help that batting average.
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Is there a pediphile version?
Good attempt, but you blew it.
Better line:
Show me on the pope doll where the priest touched you.
Rand Paul or Jeb Bush you hack?
It doesn’t look anything like the Chase doll.
It has a head, arms, legs and feet!
It looks just like it!
Those are from bleachercreatures.com , a local toy company.
http://www.bleachercreatures.com/the-pope-plush-figure-10.html
I am sure Kyle is getting Pope shirts to start selling soon.
I’m sure they’ll sell as well as the Mo’ne shirts.
Except this time nobody will care to make sure he gives a cut to the Catholic Church. They’ve swindled enough people out of money over the centuries.
Jim and he are having a brain-storming session right now to try to figure how to connect Pick Up the Shield with the Pope.
I’m thinking a picture of Francis with stigmata wounds.
Does the doll give you stomach pains and eventual explosive diarrhea. Then you’d know for sure it was an authentic Aramark product.
Lol. They are treating the pope like a sports figure. Plush toy, cardboard cutout, t-shirts??? Seriously, this is wrong in so many ways. Can they send the proceeds to the needy at least? Will they be sold by rude and smelly people too like when I go to a game?
“Aramark is Selling Papal Shit”
Are they fresh turds or petrified?
Who wants to take action on whether or not Kyle has a Pope t-shirt to hawk at some point?
-10000 Yes
+9990 No