Howard Eskin Is So Brave

You see, Geoff Mosher might think two (or at least one) of the Eagles’ most important players colliding hard is scary, but Howard Eskin — of course, injecting himself in there — is a big boy. He’s not afraid at all. He even dressed himself this morning. You can always tell, because he looks like a fast food mascot fused with a dead animal.

H/T to (@yuschajp)