Pictorial: Eagles Cheerleaders Are in Mexico for Their Calendar Shoot

31 Responses

1. BOING!!!!!

2. Wow…. talk about a dearth of talent.

3. The lighting in the Kimmel center wasn’t the problem…the flip phone camera from 2001 that they used to take those pictures was the problem.

   This is nice.

   FACE

4. Usually I have to take three viagra to get my geriatric junk working. These cheerleaders are so hot I think I’ll only need two.

   1. Oh, hey Josh!

5. Unrelated note…I can’t wait for RADIO WARS…yesterday was fucking epic.

6. Hey ladies! Julio and I would like to give you some rare di-a-monds. ALLO ALLO!

7. Eagles have the worst looking cheerleaders in the nfl.

8. Got to get some of these ladies to the bubble bath at Steven Singer’s next Friday. Would love to hear creepy Steve singer & Angelo slobber all over them

9. I wanna lick the fart box on the black one….

   1. I wanna throw her down in her bikini and drive my knee in her back.

10. how bout a follow up post on me detailing how bad my life has been spiraling downward.
    2$ domestics at pitches pub tonight

    1. Come on their little buddy, you got that whole “Philly Influencer” thing happening right? Yea, on second thought, you have it the skids with no end in sight. Well at least Mike Miss will be joing you shortly, so there is always that.

11. Where are my tweezers and magnifying glass?

    1. I hate your radio show!

    2. I don’t get it. Are you trying to find Missanelli’s ratings?

12. Cheerleaders are such a fucking waste. Sure, they are nice to look at, but during a game they are nothing but a distraction.

13. Did the Eagles make them pay for their own expenses?

14. Time for the Radio Wars update.

    You have a better chance of Innes yanking your junk that any of these hoes.

15. Midnight Green is not a sexy bikini color.

16. Not a single lower back tattoo. Surprising…

    1. more like refreshing.

17. To quote Game of Thrones, “Too Old!”

18. I like how none of them look like they’re anorexic. Maybe that trend is finally over.

19. They look so local. Did they go to skin palette? Wait can’t talk about them because Kyle is doing them both.

20. Pretty nice, there are at least 5 girls in that squad whose shitters I would eat out.

21. Do I see Bolaris hiding in the surf offshore?

22. eh…too old.

23. Where are all the MALE cheerleaders??? As soon as I get Chip’s c0-ck out of my mouth, I will go ask Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nephew Howie….
    Gold Standard…………go fuck yourself you dicksmoking Juuuuuuuuuuuuu

24. I want to send her flowers!

25. WOW!!! Only one token black on this squad?!? Just sayin’ tho.

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