Today In “Marcus Vick Is Insanely Stupid”

Photo Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports
The more well-adjusted Vick, incredibly, photo Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Remember when Michael Vick plead guilty to “Conspiracy to Travel in Interstate Commerce in Aid of Unlawful Activities and to Sponsor a Dog in an Animal Fighting Venture” a.k.a. dog fighting and torture? The Vick camp would like to forget that ever happened. Unfortunately (mostly for the dogs), it did, and people remember. One of those people, Philadelphia Magazine’s Victor Fiorillo, being dickish here in a way that maybe wasn’t entirely necessary, decided to remind the Vicks of this in a response to a press invite to “Mike Vick Weekend.”

Fiorillo responded with a highly sarcastic “But will there be dog fights? I’m only coming if there are dog fights.” Once again, maybe not super timely, but the people behind those email invites – especially when they go out to discerning press members – should probably expect a response or two like that. They did not.

Archileen “Carmena” Ayo-Davies, the president and CEO of local public relations firm 3BG Marketing Solutions, responded to Fiorillo by “threatening to expose [him] to ‘media friends’ … called [him] a ‘racist’ … picked up the phone and called [him], screaming the r-word at [him] over and over again, and also accused [him] of being a dog killer.”

Fiorillo continued: “I pointed out that my two-line email was obviously sarcasm, and she said, “I don’t know what that is.” [Click]”

Of course, from here, it went exactly where you figured it would go: Marcus Vick.

It turns out that neither Ayo-Davies nor the lesser Vick quite get sarcasm:


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Man, the Vick camp really picks its spots over when to be mad about dog fighting.

There’s more here, including Vick’s request to “black eye” Fiorillo. The line forms behind John Bolaris.


30 Responses

  1. white people cant say “dog fighting?” but black people can actually organize dog fighting rings and its ok? white people arent allowed to say what they want meanwhile blacks can go off at the mouth and its seen as funny or cool. white people are being demonized on a daily basis but most whites are too pu&&y to do anything about it.

  2. Victor Fiorello, in training to be the next Buzz Bissinger. Terrific. We are so poorly served by our local media.

    1. Buzz Bissnger ‘s name contains both alliteration and onomanpeata. Do you agree guys? Your thoughts

    2. I’ll tell you how it really is. Even if it’s not what you want to hear. Watch my video blog.


  4. Yo Victor Fiorello we cool but I need you to let me hole five hunnet…where da wyte women at?

  5. Marcus Vick is a dope. All this does is bring more attention to what his brother did.

  6. This is an outrage! Let’s go to the phones! We tried to call the Phillies, but we got a busy signal (cue smokers laugh)

  7. Best comment thread I’ve seen on this site! Marcus Vick, one more example of having too many people on the planet…

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