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We Have to Protect DeMarco Murray’s Balls
By Jim Adair
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Right after Howard Eskin said that OTA Tweets over-exaggerate contact, DeMarco Murray went down hard and took his time getting up. Undoubtedly, many around camp were concerned it was a tear, or a pull, or something else that would keep the Eagles’ feature back sidelined. But according to Murray himself, as reported by Eliot Shorr-Parks, it’s something that probably hurt more:
“I got hit in the balls.”
Be careful out there, guys. We need you. This team is already so goddamn injury-prone, it’s like the island of misfit toys. And speaking as someone who has been hit in the balls so hard before that he actually threw up, you gotta protect those things, DeMarco. That’s a $40 millon sack.*
*American Pharaoh laughs at this testicular valuation.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.