A Bunch of Eagles are Living and Riding Around in an Unmarked White Van Together

Photo Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
Photo Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

“The is the true story of a buncha Eagles, picked to live in a house, work together and drive a white van, to find out what happens when people stop being polite… and start getting real.”

Remember what it was like in college (or when you first moved away from home) when you had that chance to live with your friends and it ruled? Now imagine that happened in California and you were all professional football players. And you had a cool van. That’s what some Eagles are doing for the San Diego-based minicamp put together… by Mark Sanchez. From Birds 24/7:

A good number of the players in attendance have Southern California ties, like Ryan Mathews and Seyi Ajirotutu. Matt Barkley was there for a portion of the week as well, Durkin said. Others, like Jordan Matthews, wandered a little further from their roots to be there.

They are all staying in one house, says Durkin, and travel around together in a white van that he has dubbed the “Eaglemobile.”

“I said all you need now is a green pair of wings on that van and you’ll be set,” he said. “It’s cool, the bonding that is happening. You’ve got the guys driving around in a white van, they’re coming out and laughing and having fun. When it’s go time they’re working their butts off. We’ve got rookies out here, we’ve got guys that are trying to make the club, we’ve got proven veterans that are showing the young guys how to work.”

There’s a few other great things they can do with that van, too. They can fight crime. They can carpool to Comic Con. They can go grocery shopping in a large group like a bunch of friends who didn’t plan their vacation properly. They can fight crime. They can head down to the kegger in the field by the quarry. They can fight crime.

For real, they should fight crime. The Birdmen.

Kyle: CULTURE WINS FOOTBALL!!!!!!

CultureWinsFootball-TeeGet one.

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15 Responses

  1. I went on a shopping spree at Mitchell & Ness (XXXL sizes ONLY) and have a bunch of Philly sports gear. So you know I’m a huge fan of your teams.

  2. When I first read the title I thought they were living in the van, which would’ve been infinitely cooler. Still pretty great, though. What a bunch of weirdos.

  3. Sounds like a big fucking circle jerk. And Culture DOES NOT WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS..stud players do….Fuck off Chip

  4. In 2015 a crack commando unit was sent to the Novacare center by an antitrust law, for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security OTA to the San Diego underground. Today, still wanted by the NFLPA, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the E-Team.

  5. You can’t tell people to get one in reference to the shirt and only have sizes for extremely fat asses

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