An AHL Reporter Is Fueling a Fire He Created about a “HUGE” Deal Between the Flyers and the Blues

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1. Cary the two?

   1. you know, sconces

      1. Well played. Well played indeed.

2. Oshie? Oshie.

   Don’t trade G or Jake please.

   1. Oshie played for Hakstol at North Dakota. Not worth giving up G or Voracek, but the Schenn bros and a pick or something…hell yeah.

      1. You’re picking up what I’m putting down.

         Make it happen Hextall.

         1. We might actually have a chance in shootouts.

      2. Better pick up one of these bad boys before Kyle ups the price: http://www.crossingbroadstore.com/index.php/crossingbroad/crossingbroadapparel/oshieolympicstshirt.html#sthash.k38zdMIy.dpbs

         1. Ha, no thanks.

3. Hey did you call Enterprise?

   Yeah can you help me out for a bit? Ok, now don’t move.

4. Get rid of that bad locker room influence Simmonds.

   1. Are we seeing a softer Wayne Simmonds?

      Not a chance!!

5. Go fuck yourself, St. Louis.

6. ever see TJ’s girl? hot af

7. Shatternkirk and some gold coins for Mac and Vinny

8. Hextall should throw a couple bucks to an equipment manager to plant drugs on vinny L

   1. Comment of the day. Back to my Hemp Healz campaign

9. I was just at South Street Souvlaki and saw a tall kid in a Koho tshirt and a guy in a suit sitting at a booth near me eating a gyro and a souvlaki, respectively.

   I hear them on the phone chattering about something, mentioning players association so I says, where ya from? Guy says was from St Louis.

   1. Yea?

   2. go on…

10. let me jump in here and comment a little further.

    …….

    1. “Al, did you just hear the man?
       That was a amazing store Al!”

       Rhea: ” I exist too you dope!”

11. Here at the Action newsdesk, our sources are telling us it is Claude Giroux on his way to St. Louis as Hextall and Hackstol are intent on sweeping clean any semblance of past regimes and locker room complacency.

    We’ll have it all for you, right here on 6abc at 4pm.

    Also, fmr CBS anchor Chris May is here for an audition today. We are seeing who can keep a straight face, raise their eyebrow the highest and report on the Juniata Park swimming pool opening for the season!

    1. I love that pool.

12. As long as Mister Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is there, they will NEVER WIN ANOTHER CUP.

13. What’s up dudes? There’s been a lot of this “hockey” talk lately on this website. What a dumb sport….SOOOOO BOOORRRRIIINNNGGGG! Actually let me keep it real, it scares the poop right out of my pampers…for those who aren’t up with me on tweet tweet, my moms is black and my dad is Italian which makes me 3/4 black…..I am scared to death of any sport where white men wear masks and carry sticks. HOLY SHIT….their is a Michelle Wie add playing on this website right now as I type and all I can say is KUNG PAO CHICKEN BABY!!!!!!!!!! Now that’s what I call a diaper dandy in my pants…….HAKEEM OLAJUWON

14. Now he’s saying that this potential deal involves TJ Oshie and is cognizant on St. Louis acquiring another player… Don’t know, I’m kinda skeptical.

    1. Skeptical huh? You know what I’m not skeptical of??? That you are a moron. Here is poem I wrote

       All the flyers do is blow
       Michelle Wie makes my peepee grow
       The fans of the team are clueless
       The shitty players are toothless
       The sport is stupid, don’t you know

       HAKEEM OLAJUWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

       1. That’s good work by you right ther

15. As long as its not G, Jake or Simmer. Anyone else can go in my mind. Hextall has been magical lately with a jedi like approach to negotiations. “Lecavalier is the player you’re looking for (waves hand).” Derp that would be suuuuuper cooool

    1. “Simmer?”

       You gotta luv flyers fans. They act they’re on the team.

       1. Haha

16. Simmonds name is now in the pot apparently.

    Speaking of pot, Im bout to dig in to some primos

17. I would trade Giroux for nothing if it meant they would also take Vinny, Umberger, MacDonald, and Streit as well

18. We’re trading them all. Coach Hackstool will be dressing the North Dakota varsity squad in the orange-and-black this year.

19. You should follow @hopesolobuthole on Twitter. A lot of insider information.

20. I only get my fake hockey rumors from Eklund Hockeybuzz

21. Yo, dis be yo main man Sean Brace, influecin da whole city. I also be influencin da bat trooms at Pitchers Pub so come check me out. Peace!

22. Hakstool will be the Chip Kelly of the NHL. All about culture, and signing/trading for players he coached.

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