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Oh DeMarco. I know you were a Cowboy for years, and some of the dudes on that team are personal friends. But there’s no way you thought that would go well, right? To see how even acknowledging the Cowboys exist in this town goes, look at Dom Brown’s social media history. And did you think the Cowboy fans wouldn’t shit-talk you too?

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Wait, what’s that? These is just the petty squabblings of Twitter weirdos and it doesn’t effect you in the slightest? That makes sense. Still though, you’re giving talk radio callers a reason to call in and complain about “DeMeco Murray” and “DeMarco Ryans.”