Donovan McNabb Is Dumb

Donovan McNabb faces a minimum 90-day jail sentence– the punishment for a second DUI conviction in Arizona. Today, on his radio show, he acknowledged his arrest last month for said second DUI. It was just about the most awkward statement a human being could make:

“There was a story that was released, and I want everybody to be cognizant of it, because I am very aware of it, handling the matter at this particular point,” McNabb said. “But at this point, I have no further information, and as we continue on with the situation, then we’ll let it handle as it will handle itself.”

Five will always love you… and he wants you to be cognizant of that story that was released about him that was actually a police statement confirming his second DUI arrest.


17 Responses

  1. If anyone wants THE definition of an “explanation that runs itself in circles,” look no further

  2. still the best qb in eagles history… at least he doesnt hit white women at bars in florida

    1. Stop sticking up for this fuckin’ loser ass n iggah! You make me fuckin’ sick!

  3. Every time he opens his mouth, a speech communication degree from Syracuse University looks worse and worse…
    Seriously, his degree is in speech communication and the dude can’t speak English for shit.

  4. This Uncle Tom fat drunk was a choke artist inbig games. Always heard stories about him getting loaded the night before games

  5. Should I have gotten drunk and gotten behind the wheel of a vehicle? Your thoughts?

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