Donovan McNabb faces a minimum 90-day jail sentence– the punishment for a second DUI conviction in Arizona. Today, on his radio show, he acknowledged his arrest last month for said second DUI. It was just about the most awkward statement a human being could make:

“There was a story that was released, and I want everybody to be cognizant of it, because I am very aware of it, handling the matter at this particular point,” McNabb said. “But at this point, I have no further information, and as we continue on with the situation, then we’ll let it handle as it will handle itself.”

Five will always love you… and he wants you to be cognizant of that story that was released about him that was actually a police statement confirming his second DUI arrest.