Dumb Dumb Marcus Hayes Compares Rory McIlroy to Plaxico Burress

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Just so we’re clear here– Rory McIlroy hurt himself kicking around a soccer ball – playing soccer, if you’d prefer – while Burress shot himself in the leg carrying a handgun in a nightclub. Jason Pierre-Paul nearly blew his hand off with fireworks. One of these things isn’t like the other.

Hayes expounded on his silly opinion in a conversation with former Philly.com-er and current Philly Voice-er Matt Mullin:

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Word. But if anyone’s unhappy, it’s McIlroy. If it’s someone else, it’s EA Sports:

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The game comes out next week (but get The Golf Club instead, it’ll most likely remain the superior game).

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12 Responses

  1. There goes Marcus, trying to make this into a racial issue without even saying it.

    2 black guys did dumb things, so the 1 white guy who also did a dumb thing is just as a dumb bla bla bla. He’s the worst.

  2. “What he did was beyond stupid and arrogant”- Wow Marcus, exaggerate much?

  3. if he was running with bulls and hurt his ankle, maybe Marcus.. but kicking a ball around has NOWHERE near the same inherent danger as a gun or an explosive, it’s amazing how he can’t grasp the obvious differences on topics such as this. does Nike think it was probably a stupid move on his part? yeah obviously, they have a monetary stake in what he wears/how he plays during the British. but even they know these his soccer incident is nowhere in the same stupidity league as Plax or JPP.

  4. It’s amazing how dumb Marcus Hayes is. He sees everything in black and white – both in the literal and figurative sense. It’s almost as if his tiny brain cannot understand that there are different levels of stupid.

  5. I’m not sure but philly may be the home of the dumbest nonsensical sports writers out of the entire country. Not only that but a good chunk of them are just miserable jaded people.

    I guess Okafor shouldn’t throw out the first pitch in case he hurts his shoulder
    the eagles players should stop their charity basketball game

    Something tells me Hayes strongly dislikes the game of soccer also, like he doesn’t just hate it as a sport but can not comprehend how anyone would enjoy it in any way

    1. “I’m not sure but philly may be the home of the dumbest nonsensical sports writers out of the entire country. Not only that but a good chunk of them are just miserable jaded people.”

      Sources tell me this information is confirmed.

    2. “Professional Sportswriter cannot tell differences in danger between guns, fireworks and soccer ball.

  6. Hi, I’m what comes from the mind of Marcus Hayes. I hate white people so anything they do will be construed by me as twice as dumb as it really was so that i can feel better about blackletes who think they’re gangbangers and do dumb shit because it’s cool in da hood.

    -Shitnado (from the mind of Marcus)

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