Dumb Dumb Marcus Hayes Compares Rory McIlroy to Plaxico Burress

Just so we’re clear here– Rory McIlroy hurt himself kicking around a soccer ball – playing soccer, if you’d prefer – while Burress shot himself in the leg carrying a handgun in a nightclub. Jason Pierre-Paul nearly blew his hand off with fireworks. One of these things isn’t like the other.

Hayes expounded on his silly opinion in a conversation with former Philly.com-er and current Philly Voice-er Matt Mullin:

Word. But if anyone’s unhappy, it’s McIlroy. If it’s someone else, it’s EA Sports:

The game comes out next week (but get The Golf Club instead, it’ll most likely remain the superior game).