Here’s a Charlie Manuel Story about Being Surrounded by Naked Japanese Women

Photo Credit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

Photo Credit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

Charlie Manuel called in to Anthony Gargano’s morning show this morning to talk prospects, Phillies, and naked Japanese women. Cholly had lots to say. And he shared a truly amazing and strange story involving naked Japanese women upon his arrival in the Far East:

And you know I was ready in my uniform. My uniform was kinda light pink stripes on it, almost like a Phillies uniform but kinda pink stripes. So I got my uniform on and I go down there and I get on the, they have these micro-buses outside. Yakult Swallows micro-buses. I get on one of those and we ride through this town and all of a sudden we stop at these steps. And these steps are like 69 steps and we get out and these players start running up those steps and I’m outta shape man you know I’m fat and out of shape and I got up 39 of them and they were laughing at me. Pointing at me, giggling, laughing. So we go up, and it’s kinda on the top of this mountain they take like bulldozers and things like that and they level it off and they put a ballpark there. So we practice there all day, and from that time on we stayed up there til about six-o-clock in the evening. And when we came back down I was the sorest I’ve ever been in my life. I could not move. And I’m laying there like, on these futons, and Roger Repoz and Luigi helped me get undressed and he takes me down to this Japanese bath. I get in this Japanese bath. And it’s hot and it’s you get this pan of water and you pour it over your head and the ballclub comes in and gets this bath.

So I’m getting this bath, I’m the only person in there, and I kinda crawl over in this corner of the bath. And the bath’s big, it’s about as big as a swimmin pool. So therefore I just crawl over to the corner of it. And I’m sittin there and I’m just so tired and sore and this water is hot and I’m not used to it and it feels like my skin is coming off. But anyway I’m so sore that I can’t get up. So I’m just sitting there and all of a sudden I hear this giggling and laughing. So I look up and there’s these women that get off from work, and I would say 25-30 nude women are standing right in front of me. And I just looked there and I’m thinking like I’m dreaming or something. But believe me, I couldn’t get up. So some of em come over and they touch my head and my arms, and they feel my hair and stuff like that, and they start talking to me in Japanese. I don’t know what they’re saying. They’re probably, you asked me the same thing like, what did you do? And I looked up and I looked at these women, and I tell people who ask me all the time what did you do, absolutely nothing. I couldn’t have did nothing it didn’t matter who was standing there I couldn’t have done nothing.”

I just don’t … there’s … I have nothing I can possibly add to that. When I pictured the story though, I couldn’t help but see current-age Cholly. Not sure if that makes it any better. Audio here.

Kyle: Few things: 1) I didn’t see current aged Charlie, Jim– I saw the 25-30 nude Japanese women. 2) This is like the fifth time we’ve used the word Japanese on this site in the last 24 hours. Not sure we’ve used it at all this year. 3) I would say I am about 99% sure those Japanese women were prostitutes sent to pleasure Charlie.

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31 Comments

  • baicker's 8-head July 24, 2015 at 2:11 pm

    Old news, Jimbo.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    Nothing on the Papelbon trade?

    Reply
    • @AngryAlBundy July 24, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      Why do former athletes always feel the need to remind everybody that they played the game,and therefore I know more than you?

      And lastly can someone please tell Barrett Brooks he doesn’t have to keep repeating himself by saying he’s a former athlete yada yada yada,that watches a ton of film yada yada yada.

      Reply
  • Bob July 24, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    “Like his response when Gargano asked if he’s been watching Rollins on the Dodgers…Or when he asked who J.P. Crawford’s pro comp would be”

    No and no. He was on the phone and didn’t hear both questions. When he was asked again, he gave full answers on both Rollins and Crawford. He spent over 40 minutes on the phone with Gargano this morning.

    Why didn’t you put his real responses in your post? Or was the whole point of the post to bang on a guy that is 71 years old that maybe had a hard time hearing the questions?

    Pathetic.

    Reply
    • One of the fake Bobs July 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      Bob, I know you love the dying sport of baseball, but shouldn’t you be at some hardcore gay gang bang?

      Reply
      • Bennington July 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm

        Yeah.

        Reply
      • Joe Montena July 24, 2015 at 5:00 pm

        It is 5 pm on a Friday… What time do the hardcore gay gangbangs usually start ?

        Reply
        • Bob July 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm

          Kyle!

          CAN WE PLEASE GET A SECURE LOG IN FOR OUR COMMENT HANDLES !!!

          😡

          Reply
          • Bob July 24, 2015 at 5:05 pm

            I AM SICK OF THIS BULL CRAP !!!!!

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  • MCW July 24, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Beach house
    Center city house with 15 new windows
    Del Frisco restaurant
    BWM
    Google search expert

    I want to be like Reah….

    Reply
    • Rev. mikey miss July 24, 2015 at 2:54 pm

      eh, isn’t Rhea’s “beach house” in like Tuckahoe, about 25 minutes away from ….the beach

      Not sure i would consider that a beach house

      Reply
      • Mitchie Tools July 24, 2015 at 3:25 pm

        That c*unt was sticking up for shady this morning. She must love getting treated like shit from guys

        Reply
      • Bobby Clarke Hues July 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm

        i believe her house is in Tuckerton. Is that closer to the beach? I don’t know.

        Reply
        • Rev. mikey miss July 24, 2015 at 6:06 pm

          if it is tuckerton, then yea, that is much closer to the beach

          Reply
    • Douche July 24, 2015 at 3:56 pm

      Doesn’t have a house in CC either no beach house as stated and what’s a BWM? Stoopid ffuck

      Reply
      • Raider Jack July 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm

        Think he’s mixed up with Jillian Mele

        Reply
        • Maxie July 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm

          I think she mentioned she lives in South Philadelphia now. She has a new house. I am sure she eats at DelFrisco’s for free most of the time.

          Reply
  • Angelo's Fake Laugh July 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    Big deal! I’m surrounded by a bunch of hot strippers at wing bowl every year HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply
  • Howard July 24, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    That’s ok. It’s just uhhhhh….

    Uhhhhh

    Reply
  • Ma ma sa July 24, 2015 at 3:12 pm

    Me so horny

    Reply
  • Rev. mikey miss July 24, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    I’ll tell you who i would love to stick my dick in….CNN’s Brooke Baldwin

    Reply
    • Kyle's camel toe July 25, 2015 at 9:59 am

      Ashley Banfield needs it more, in her mouth whenever she’s on air.

      Reply
  • I Hate Gargano! July 24, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    I know the story was on Charlie but Gargano’s nauseating Italian voice makes me want to Puke on Gargano.. ‘Heyyyyy Brotherrrr!!.. Heyyyyy Cuzzzz.. (exaggerative Fake laughing).. Gargano.. you are not black.. stop with the ‘Brother’ shit

    Reply
  • The Vapors July 24, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    I think I’m turning Japanese

    Reply
  • One of the fake Bobs July 24, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    Jim … Pointless.

    Reply
  • Shady loves cosby July 24, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    ????

    Reply
  • ... July 24, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    I doubt they were prostitutes. He didn’t speak the language at the time, and he said he was alone. Sounds like he accidently wandered into the women’s bath.

    Reply
  • Why is this site so lazy July 25, 2015 at 1:42 am

    Seriously? When was the last original post on this site? Tony Bruno retires? OMG!!! I heard the Flintstones is being taken off TV. It’s all good though, I have several episodes of the Cosby show on VHS!!!

    Reply
  • The old Bruce jenner July 25, 2015 at 11:22 am

    Why are you waiting to post the radio ratings. Are you really waiting for your boss mike miss. So sad

    Reply
  • Bob's mom July 25, 2015 at 11:26 am

    I want to go to Shadys party so I can have a nice fat African American piece in my mouth.

    Reply
    • BOB July 25, 2015 at 11:30 am

      Mom you’re so embarrassing. This is why I don’t know who my father is, random 70s parties with sex drugs rock and roll and several c0cks shoved in your orifices untold amounts of cumloads dripping in and out of your toned 70s body God knows how many of my potential siblings you swallowed or spit onto the shaft of another males hammer then had reinserted into your a$$ wait what were we tawking bout? Stop stealing my handle!

      Reply
  • Levi from Overbrook Park July 25, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    Smdh

    Reply
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