Or: The Human Torch Runs Through South Philly
The first trailer for the seventh film in the Rocky series, Creed, debuted last night. It features all of the things you expect in the trailer of a Rocky film: A run through the Italian Market, extensive training shots, Stallone mumbling while wearing a dumb hat. Hell, I even deserve hip points for spotting Johnny Brenda’s stage in the trailer. As someone who didn’t care at all about Rocky Balboa, this looks pretty good.
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Never forget last March seeing Apollo’s son fingering that south Philly mob star Natalie’s asshole out front of old 4 seasons
Smokeshow?
more details needed
You’d have gotten more “hip points” if you made an Avon Barksdale / Wallace comment.
But you didn’t.
yea bro, because “The Wire” references are so hip bro.
You ready for your general knowledge question, bro?
id rather dip my dick in raspberry jam and put it in my whore wife’s ninja food processor than watch this trash
you got aids!
I will tell you what I tell everyone….screw you creep-o!!
This should make tens of dollars.
20 dollars
$20 I wanted a peanut
20 dollars can buy many peanuts
How so?!?
Philly boxer Gabriel Rosado is featured in this film and is the opposing boxer in the trailer
The same punk kid who got brutalized in real life by golovkin? Rosado can’t box for shit
nobody asked
Maybe they should have drunk senile Paulee shoot rocky
🙂
Creed was pretty good back in the day with that overwrought grunge sound. I didn’t know they had a movie. “With arms wiidde opeen into the suunliigght, weelcomee to dis place”. I’ll go see this.
Rocky Balboa was the Rocky IV of post Rocky IV Rocky movies
Unless you just read Philebrity earlier in the day. They posted this in the morning and mentioned J. Brenda’s.
I award you no hip points and my God have mercy on your soul.
When will these Philly idiots learn when my career is on the skids, I come back to Philly and reopen this garbage.
Why no Tommy Morrison/Gunn love? Is it the AIDS?
Wimps.
Over/under on number of handies Jimbo has given in the men’s room at Johnny Brenda’s? Line is 17.5. Place your bets.
I can’t tell you how much I hate when movies and commercials are so lazy that they use GarageBand loops as their music. That ending music playing underneath the quote is straight from there. Such lazy BS, especially when they have such a *talented* songwriter as Frank Stallone around.